Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…
Category: Failed Comedy
Scary Movie 6 (2026)
Scary Movie 6 (2026) 🍿 “WAZZZZZUP!” Twenty-five years, and apparently were still doing this. That’s how long it’s been since the Wayans brothers made a Scary Movie. Let that sink in for a second. The original Scary Movie came out in 2000. Scary Movie 2 came out in 2001. Then the Wayans brothers left the…
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Scary Movie 5 (2013) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it completely falls apart.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie 5 (2013) leans heavily into: – Gross-out humor–…
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it starts feeling like a formula.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, and over-the-top parody content. Scary Movie 4 (2006) includes: – Vulgar and suggestive humor– Occasional gross-out…
Vampires Suck (2010)
Vampires Suck (2010) “Yeah… Twilight didn’t deserve this. And that’s saying something.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, awkward parody, and low-effort comedy throughout. Vampires Suck (2010) leans heavily into uncomfortable gags, exaggerated character behavior, and…
The Starving Games (2013)
The Starving Games (2013) “This isn’t a parody… this is a crime against comedy.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, lazy parody, and nonstop low-effort comedy. The Starving Games leans heavily into gross-out humor, random…
Epic Movie (2007)
Epic Movie (2007) 🌪 “Parody movies were once great… and then this showed up and killed the genre.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses films that contain extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, and nonstop low-brow comedy. Epic Movie and Disaster Movie rely heavily on:…
Disaster Movie (2008)
Disaster Movie (2008) 🌪 Well the title definitely wqs correct, this is a disaster movie, emphasis on disaster. — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie contains: nonstop offensive humor relentless potty jokes parodies that feel more like name-dropping than jokes and scenes that exist purely to make you go: “…why?” If you’re expecting:…
It’s Pat: The Movie (1994)
It’s Pat: The Movie (1994) Hell it was outdated when it aired. “Before we even START… yeah no… we need to talk.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This review discusses a movie that leans heavily into outdated, offensive, and uncomfortable humor centered around gender identity and identity ambiguity. The film itself may be…
Monkeybone (2001)
Monkeybone (2001) 🙊🙈🙉 Did I watch this? I don’t think I did. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you can tell something is… off. Like not just “weird movie” off. I mean: > “This feels like three different movies fighting each other for control.” — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot…
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