Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025) Review Quippy Title: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 — Apparently the Scariest Thing at Freddy’s Is an Unhinged Robotics Teacher Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall Yes im late to this but better late then never, especially for Spooktober. Going into Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, I…
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Return to Silent Hill (2026)
Return to Silent Hill (2026) Review A beautiful trip back to Silent Hill… that forgets why Silent Hill 2 became legendary. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailers for Return to Silent Hill, I was honestly excited. Christophe Gans was back in the director’s chair after making…
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) Review Some revelations… should’ve stayed buried. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? After how surprisingly solid the first Silent Hill movie was, I actually had some hope for this sequel. The trailers promised the return of Pyramid Head, the Nurses, Heather Mason, and even more of Silent Hill…
Silent Hill (2006)
Silent Hill (2006) Review One of the few video game movies that actually understood the assignment. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Back in 2006, video game movies didn’t exactly have the greatest reputation. Most of them either ignored the source material completely or only borrowed the name. So when Silent Hill…
Monster: The Lizzie Borden (2026) 🩸
Monster: The Lizzie Borden 🩸 (2026) Review Netflix Took an Axe to History and Gave It More Than 40 Whacks ⚠️ Content Warning Before we go any further, I want to give everyone a serious warning about the content in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story. This warning contains no plot spoilers. This series contains extremely…
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸 Review Welcome to Raccoon City — Your Night Is About to Get a Whole Lot Worse Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ A Couple of Warnings Before We Start First, I should probably warn everyone that this movie is fucking gory. And I don’t just mean your…
The Walking Dead: Dead City – Season 3 (2026)
The Walking Dead: Dead City – Season 3 (2026) Review New York, New Negan, Same Old Walking Dead Chaos Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? After two seasons of The Walking Dead: Dead City repeatedly dragging Maggie and Negan back into the same cycle of resentment, betrayal and arguments about Glenn, Season…
Colony (2026)
Colony (2026) Review 🧟♂️🧟♀️ One Mind, One Colony, and One Hell of a Zombie Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I heard that Yeon Sang-ho, the director of Train to Busan, was returning to the zombie genre, I was immediately interested. Train to Busan remains my favorite zombie movie, and…
We Bury the Dead (2026)
We Bury the Dead (2026) Review 🩸🧟♂️ Quippy Title: Sometimes the Dead Don’t Come Back Hungry… Sometimes They Come Back Heartbroken Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Yes I know ugh another zombie movie, but hood on this one is different. We Bury the Dead is one of those zombie movies where…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut (2026)
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut Review (2026) The Truth Is Out There… Along With a Disturbing Amount of Human Body Parts Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? And if anyone is wondering what Vrach Frankenshteyn translates into, its translates to Dr. Frankenstein, so yes technically we…