Blue Beetle (2023) Review The Gyver? What You Doing Here? Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Yeah, yeah, I know the whole batman is a fascist joke really caused a lot of controversy, so what? Its a joke. Also, yeah, I know.I’ve been holding off on this review. I don’t know why….
Category: DCEU
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) Review Taste The Rainbow! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Oh boy. Also, yes, i’m aware i’ve been holding off on this review. I don’t know why. When the trailers for Shazam! Fury of the Gods came out, I remember feeling cautiously optimistic, but not excited…
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) Review Aquaman and the Lost Interest Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? You know what jason momoa makes a way better lobo than he does aquaman, so glad he’s getting to play Lobo. In the new supergirl, movie gets, we’ll see how he does. Because also…
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Review Wonder Woman 1984? More Like Wonder Woman 198-No Thank You Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Hands down, this was the movie that destroyed the DCEU in my opinion. When the trailers for Wonder Woman 1984 first came out, I remember thinking this movie had potential. The…
The Flash
⚡ Review a.k.a. “Don’t Put Babies in Microwaves (Even if You’re Ezra Miller)” The Flash: before I get into the controversy around Ezra Miller, let me show yall the trailers 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Before we go any further—yeah, we have to talk about the Ezra Miller situation. The whole thing. The arrests. The accusations. The…
Justice League
🪦 Theatrical Cut Review — aka “The Josstice League” 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Okay, look—I’m keeping this one short. Why? Because we all know this movie is a trainwreck. And more importantly, because Zack Snyder’s Justice League exists now, and this… this just feels like the decaying skeleton of what could’ve been. I have zero desire…
Justice League Snyder Cut
Gotta start off by saying: my god, this version is light-years better than the 2018 mess. Forget that Frankenstein-cut of a movie—this is the real deal. The affirmative version. The one that actually feels like a complete film. Also…#RestoreTheSnyderVerseBecause now people are begging for Justice League 2 and 3, and honestly? Same. I’m keeping the…
Batman vs. Superman
🦇🤬 Review a.k.a. “Why Did You Say That Name?!” Batman VS Superman: so im gonna start off with showing a trailer……. 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Honestly? This movie is dumb. The concept is dumb. The execution is dumber. And while there are a few cool moments buried in here, they’re tangled up in a bloated mess…
Man of Steel
lets sart by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Alright. Deep breath. Man of Steel is a movie I’ve been both defending and side-eyeing since the day it dropped. It’s the film that rebooted Superman for the gritty reboot era—and by “gritty” I mean the color palette looks like someone spilled black…
Peacemaker Season 1
Peacemaker: Let’s start off with a trailer shall we Oh if yall think that’s weird enough uhhh here’s the opening credits, yall are welcome for whatever this is Lolo I know right, the fact all the actors are dancing is all choreographed…..anyways this show takes place shortly after The Suicide Squad….where Peacemaker survives Getting shot…