⚡ Review a.k.a. “Don’t Put Babies in Microwaves (Even if You’re Ezra Miller)” The Flash: before I get into the controversy around Ezra Miller, let me show yall the trailers 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Before we go any further—yeah, we have to talk about the Ezra Miller situation. The whole thing. The arrests. The accusations. The…
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Justice League
🪦 Theatrical Cut Review — aka “The Josstice League” 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Okay, look—I’m keeping this one short. Why? Because we all know this movie is a trainwreck. And more importantly, because Zack Snyder’s Justice League exists now, and this… this just feels like the decaying skeleton of what could’ve been. I have zero desire…
Justice League Snyder Cut
Gotta start off by saying: my god, this version is light-years better than the 2018 mess. Forget that Frankenstein-cut of a movie—this is the real deal. The affirmative version. The one that actually feels like a complete film. Also…#RestoreTheSnyderVerseBecause now people are begging for Justice League 2 and 3, and honestly? Same. I’m keeping the…
A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- UHHHHHHHH!- Yeah uh where do I begin, well firstly if we’re going off the trailers then idk what the heck any of this is! Yes, it’s titled Minecraft. But calling this Minecraft should be a crime. Ain’t nothing about…
Peacemaker Season 1
Peacemaker: Let’s start off with a trailer shall we Oh if yall think that’s weird enough uhhh here’s the opening credits, yall are welcome for whatever this is Lolo I know right, the fact all the actors are dancing is all choreographed…..anyways this show takes place shortly after The Suicide Squad….where Peacemaker survives Getting shot…
Dune Part 1
Dune Part 1: Let’s first show you all the trailers, shall we? How I Got to Dune Here’s the funny thing: if you told me years ago that I’d be obsessed with Dune, I would’ve laughed. I always thought dense political dramas weren’t for me. But looking back, there’s a weird domino effect that led…
Fast and Furious X
Fast and The Furious X: oh jeepers ok let’s start off with the trailers Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Ok let’s just get into the review….oh wait there’s something I wanna mention first dangit, Vin Diesel recently said this film is gonna be a 3…
Aquaman
Aquaman Review Talk To The Fish? More Like Talk About How This Actually Worked Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Behind the scenes. When Aquaman came out, I remember thinking this movie had one of the hardest jobs in the entire DCEU. This was Aquaman. The guy who had spent decades being…
