Hokum (2026) Review 🐰 A Depressed Writer, A Haunted Hotel, And Damian McCarthy’s Creepy Bunny Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses heavy subject matter, including suicide, accidental death involving a child, alcoholism, murder, pregnancy-related violence, disturbing corpses, grief, guilt, trauma, and supernatural horror imagery. I’ll…
Category: Artsy Horror Movies
Caveat (2020)
Caveat (2020) 🐰 A slow-burn nightmare with a bunny drum, a chain, and one corpse reveal that lives rent-free in my head ⚠️ Content Warning: This review talks about disturbing imagery, dead bodies, psychological horror, decay, trauma, murder, and some genuinely creepy nightmare fuel. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot…
Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Disney take notes. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? This is one of those rare trailers where I can’t even complain that much. It actually sells the vibe pretty well. It’s slow. It’s quiet. It’s creepy in that “something is off” kind of way instead of screaming…
Malum (2023)
Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….
Hellboy The Crooked Man (2024)
🔥 Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) 🔥 “The Devil Went Down to Appalachia.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Yes ur not wrong or seeing anything, this 100% looks like a fan film, but thst isnt always a bad thing. So is this a good thing wel stick around and…
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow (2009) 🧟♂️ Quippy title: 🧟♂️❄️ “Ski Trip? More like Death Trip.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Weapons (2025)
Weapons (2025) 🔪 ⚠️ Content Warning: This film could be triggering for some viewers. It deals heavily with children vanishing, being manipulated, and used in sinister ways. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Weapons (2025) is a chilling horror film centered on the mysterious disappearance of seventeen…
Together Horror Movie (2025)
Together (2025) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Before Together even started, I wasn’t prepared for what I was getting into. This was one of those films where the trailer didn’t fully betray the depth of the weirdness. It sells you on a relationship drama with a dark mystery —…
Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
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