Swamp Thing (2019)

Swamp Thing (2019) 💚🩶 What are you all doing in my swamp!? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we start anything, I need to warn y’all right now: Swamp Thing is not your normal DC show. This is not a light superhero adventure. This is not something you casually throw on expecting fun capes, quippy dialogue,…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026)

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) 💀🎥🎞 This ain’t your daddy’s or mummies Brendan Fraser Mummy movie — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This film contains extreme and graphic horror content that may be disturbing to viewers. Expect: A movie about a child being kidnapped and their parents having to move on for 8 years. Prolonged scenes…

The Conjuring Last Rites (2025)

The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) 🪞 The case that broke the Warrens, scarred their family, and made Annabelle look like a Happy Meal toy. 🪞 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This is easily the bloodiest entry in the Conjuring franchise to date. Expect scenes of vomiting…

The Saw Franchise

The Saw Franchise: So with the 10th movie coming out soon I thought that I would review the first 9 films……but this review will be slightly different, I won’t be reviewing 9 movies but instead I’ll be giving my opinion on this series, go on a tangent on why I think this series should have…

Aquaman

Aquaman: so the plot of this film is, we see these Pirates attacking a submarine…….here’s my problem with this scene….the film tries to  makes us feel bad for the pirate……by having Aquaman come on board and let the pirates father trap down there to drown with the submarine…..oh woe is me…..seriously……the film wants us to…

Lights Out

Lights Out: Ok so let’s start off with mentioning that if yall didn’t know but this film is based off of a horror short on YouTube……in fact the guy who made that horror short directed this film……that to me is what got me intrigued in this film…..anyways I wanna show yall the horror short in…

Mortal Kombat (2021 Film)

Okay I should start off with a warning – This film is definitely for mature audiences. And by that, I mean it’s gory, packed with strong language, and earns its hard R rating—you’ve been warned. Also, this review contains some censored cursing, so keep that in mind. Now, let’s dive into the review! Oh, and here’s…

The Conjuring 2

The Conjuring 2 (2016) 👻 The beginning of the Nun-iverse nobody asked for 👻 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The Real Case vs. The Movie The Conjuring 2 is based on the Enfield Poltergeist case from 1977 in England. In reality, two sisters in the Hodgson family claimed to…

The Curse Of La Llorona

The Curse of La Llorona (2019) America takes Mexican folklore, dunks it in chlorine, and calls it horror. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📚 Folklore vs. Film The Legend: La Llorona is one of Mexico’s most famous ghost stories — the “weeping woman” who drowned her children after heartbreak…

The Conjuring

The Conjuring (2013) 👻 Happy thoughts don’t kill demons… apparently. 👻 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Opening 10 Minutes This film wastes no time messing with your nerves. We open on the Warrens explaining the backstory of Annabelle — yeah, that doll. In real life she was a…