Teen Titans (2003–2006) “Titans Together, And Somehow DC Still Hasn’t Given Us Season 6.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also heres the amazing theme song of this iconic show. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Teen Titans is one of those shows that I genuinely believe people remember fondly for a reason. Sometimes…
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Teen Titans Go!
Teen Titans Go! (2013–Present) Teen Titans Plz Stop! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the unforgivable theme song. Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Teen Titans Go! is one of those shows where I understand what it is trying to be, and somehow that makes me more annoyed. This is not trying to…
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
We Can Be Heroes (2020) Review Nostalgia Can Be a Superpower, But Apparently Not Here Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Four forty four, the two people who saw this movie. Please stand up and raise your hands. When I first saw the trailer for We Can Be Heroes, I already knew…
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Review
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Review Dream a Better Movie Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Oh, boy, yep, time to take a look back at this fever dream. Or as some consider it a classic, and with the new supergirl movie releasing today, what better time to take…
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
Camp Lazlo (2005)
Camp Lazlo (2005) 🏖☀️ “This show feels like someone had a dream… and then animated it without questioning anything.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Yeah this intro immediately tells you what kind of show you’re about to watch. It’s chill, it’s goofy, it’s vibey… and then the episode starts…
Bunk’d (2015–2024)
Bunk’d (2015–2024) 🏖☀️ “Summer camp vibes, Jessie leftovers, and yeah… a whole lot of changing identities over the years.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? You get all the summer camp needs and wants without having to go outside in real life. It’s catchy. Not legendary, not something I’m blasting…
Surf Ninjas (1993)
Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…
The Batman (2004–2008)
The Batman (2004–2008) 🦇 The Batman show where Joker looked like he escaped Hot Topic and became a cryptid. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Okay, so The Batman came out in 2004, and honestly, this show had one of the most unfair jobs imaginable. Because it came out after Batman: The…
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008–2011)
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008–2011) 🦇⚡ “The Batman show that walked into a room full of gritty reboots, kicked the door open, and screamed ‘WHAT IF WE JUST HAD FUN AGAIN?’” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When Batman: The Brave and the Bold first came out back in 2008,…
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