Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025) Review Quippy Title: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 — Apparently the Scariest Thing at Freddy’s Is an Unhinged Robotics Teacher Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall Yes im late to this but better late then never, especially for Spooktober. Going into Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, I…
Category: Game Adaptations
Return to Silent Hill (2026)
Return to Silent Hill (2026) Review A beautiful trip back to Silent Hill… that forgets why Silent Hill 2 became legendary. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailers for Return to Silent Hill, I was honestly excited. Christophe Gans was back in the director’s chair after making…
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) Review Some revelations… should’ve stayed buried. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? After how surprisingly solid the first Silent Hill movie was, I actually had some hope for this sequel. The trailers promised the return of Pyramid Head, the Nurses, Heather Mason, and even more of Silent Hill…
Silent Hill (2006)
Silent Hill (2006) Review One of the few video game movies that actually understood the assignment. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Back in 2006, video game movies didn’t exactly have the greatest reputation. Most of them either ignored the source material completely or only borrowed the name. So when Silent Hill…
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸 Review Welcome to Raccoon City — Your Night Is About to Get a Whole Lot Worse Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ A Couple of Warnings Before We Start First, I should probably warn everyone that this movie is fucking gory. And I don’t just mean your…
Resident Evil (Netflix Series) (2022)
Resident Evil (Netflix Series) (2022) 🧟♂️🩸 How do you mess up Resident Evil this badly? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After years of live-action movies starring Alice, Netflix decided it was time to reboot Resident Evil once again. Instead of adapting one of the games, the series tells…
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017) 🧟♂️🩸 When Leon, Chris and Rebecca finally team up. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After finishing Alice’s live-action story, it’s time to jump back into the actual game timeline with Resident Evil: Vendetta. Unlike the live-action movies, Vendetta is fully connected to the Resident…
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) 🧟♂️🩸 One last trip back to Raccoon City. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After ending Resident Evil: Retribution with humanity’s final battle seemingly about to begin, The Final Chapter makes a surprising decision by skipping most of that setup and sending Alice…
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) 🧟♂️🩸 Welcome to Umbrella’s twisted playground. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview By the time Resident Evil: Retribution rolled around, the franchise had fully embraced its over-the-top action roots. Picking up immediately after Afterlife, Alice once again finds herself captured by Umbrella. Only this time,…
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) 🧟♂️🩸 Bigger action. Less horror. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After the explosive ending of Resident Evil: Extinction, Alice has officially declared war on Umbrella. Using her army of clones, she launches a full-scale assault against the corporation, hoping to finally put an end…