Deadfall Adventures (2013) 📜💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And ohhh my god… the second that trailer starts, you already know EXACTLY what kind of game this is. This is not subtle. This is not grounded. This is not trying to be realistic in any way, shape, or form. This is:…
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Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh (2023)
Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharaoh (2023) 📷 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away, the trailer tells you exactly what kind of game this is. This is not trying to be dark, gritty, or edgy. It’s not pretending to be something it’s not. You’ve got bright visuals, classic adventure…
John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (2026)
John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (2026) ☣️🧟♂️ Semi-open zombie chaos with satisfying gunplay… but bring a good internet connection. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Warning ⚠️, this game is extremely gory, blood everywhere. But thats bot a surprise, its a zombie game. Also I know right? Ugh another zombie game?…
Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026)
Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026) ☣️ Capcom finally remembered that Resident Evil is supposed to be scary. — ⚠️ Content Warning Before we begin, I want to make something clear. Resident Evil 9: Requiem is an extremely graphic horror game. The game features: graphic zombie violence characters being mutilated body horror mutations decapitations disturbing monster…
Reanimal
Reanimal (2026) 🌊🐑🩸 “After the Flood, there is nothing but a war zone” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses suicide imagery, war violence, child death, animal cruelty, body horror, possession themes, ritual sacrifice imagery, and disturbing content. Maybe some undertone message on giving birth and the loss of innocence. Reader discretion advised. Where Little…
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026)
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026) 🧟♂️🧟♀️ A Walking Dead game that somehow works… and it’s not even a Walking Dead game — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Yes ive been looking forward to this ever since it’s been announced, and now its finally here, and what…
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (2023-2025)
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (2023-2025) 🌱💧 Pandora is gorgeous. Your map is not. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And honestly? They weren’t lying. This game has issues, yes, but when it works, it really works. Sometimes a game doesn’t need to change your life — it just needs to let…
Dead Rising 4 (2016)
Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…
Temple Run 2
Temple Run 2 (2013) Review 🏞️ Indiana Jones Goes 3D Arcade Chaos — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Temple Run 2 takes the addictive formula of the original and cranks everything to eleven. The cursed idol is back, but now the world is far more…
Temple Run (2011)
Temple Run (2011) Review 🏃♂️ Swipe, Jump, Die, Repeat — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown You’ve stolen a cursed idol. Now, giant demon monkeys want you dead. The game is endless running—turns, jumps, slides, and inevitable death. The longer you last, the faster and harder…
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