Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 👽🛸 The Alien Movie That said we come in piece Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Looking back at the trailers for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, I think they’re fascinating because they sell the movie as this massive alien event while somehow still…
Category: Steven Spielberg
Ready Player One (2018)
Ready Player One (2018) 🎮 “Remember this? Cool. Now remember 50 more things in the next 10 seconds.” 🎮🕶️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer is basically a warning disguised as hype. It’s just: 👉 “LOOK IT’S THIS!”👉 “LOOK IT’S THAT!”👉 “LOOK IT’S—OH MY GOD EVERYTHING” And you’re…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
E.T The Extra Terrestrial
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal movie, u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A group of alien botanists land on Earth under cover of night to collect plant samples—because apparently aliens are just peaceful gardening nerds….
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Ceystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) So… this happened.Set in 1957, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull tries to usher Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) into a Cold War setting—complete with Soviet villains, Area 51, and ancient skulls with alien powers. And if that sounds weird to you… trust me, you’re not alone….
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: So to start off I’m gonna say that this is my favorite Indiana Jones movie. This film has more comedy, a good story, and great fight sequences. Also, this film is nowhere near as violent as Temple of Doom, because of all the backlash that movie got for how…
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom DVD Intro: Trailers & Music Links: Non-Spoiler Rundown: So here we go again, this time with the prequel to Raiders. Yup. This movie takes place before the events of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Why? No clue. It just does. The plot? Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) escapes a…
Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark Let’s start by showing y’all trailers and intros, shall we? DVD Intro: Ark Face-Melting Scene: Behind the Scenes FX Melting: Spoiler-Free Rundown: Okay so where do I even start… This movie is PG. Let me say that again: PG. And yet this is one of the…