Backrooms (2026) 🟨 “Reality Drew A Dog Wrong And Then It Ate A Furniture Store Owner” 🟨💀 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This movie is generally horrifying. There are distorted versions of people, body horror, blood, people getting dragged away, decapitated heads, psychological horror,…
Category: Avant-Garde
Dreamcore (2025)
Dreamcore (2025) 💭🌠 Let’s start by showing y’all what this game even is… Yeah… except I can’t really do that properly because trailers for this game don’t even explain it right. They’ll show you: empty spaces pools neighborhoods weird lighting And you’re sitting there like: “Okay… but what do you DO??” Yeah. Good question. —…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
Tron (1982)
⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
Tron Evolution (2010)
🎮 Tron: Evolution (2010) 👾⚡ “A bridge between the Grid’s past and Legacy’s future” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before diving in, let’s start with the trailers. The promo showed us glossy visuals, slick combat, and teased the story’s place in the Tron timeline. It hyped itself as…
Tron Legacy (2010
⚡👾 Tron: Legacy (2010) 🎇 “Will this film be authentic to the vision of Tron—or just a glitch in the system?” So I’ve been meaning to get around to this 2010 film for a while now… and hey, let’s start the right way: here are the trailers. Enjoy. Oh, and in case you forgot—yeah, this…
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