Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
Category: Richard Blake
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…
Halloween 2 Rob Zombie
Halloween II Rob Zombie: sighhhhhh let’s get this review out of the way but first here’s the trailer So uhhhh we pick right up from where the first film ended, where Laurie Strode is being taken away in an ambulance and so is Dr. Loomis, also Michael Myers is being hauled away in an ambulance…
Thor The Dark World
Thor the Dark World: so the plot of this film is that an army of these species called the dark Elfs…..and there leader Malekith (played by Christopher Eccleston) (u people might remember that actor as the doctor in the hit BBC Doctor Who) so anyways back way then….the asgardians….defeated the elfs….and they go into hiding…..oh and…
Batman Begins (2005)
I should start off with saying this review for this trilogy will be somewhat shorter than usual…..enjoy So anyways the plot is, Bruce Wayne played by Christian Bale……(now I know what ur thinking…..no I ain’t gonna mention his parents being murdered again…..because its getting tedious)….so anyways Bruce Wayne as an adult……well he goes to the…
The Mandalorian (Seasons 1 & 2)
The Mandalorian season 1: so where to start with this…ok so um this show is about a mandalorian bounty hunter who’s played by Pedro Castel….and he’s a foundling….which means wasn’t born into the mandalorian cult….he was found as a child and then was taught the ways of the mandalorians….these mandalorians are different…they believe in if…
The Munsters (2022)
The Munsters (2022) Who dug this out of the grave and said, “Yeah, let’s release it”? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let me explain: every version of this myth boils…