Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
Category: B-Movies
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) 🧟 When it comes to Hammer Horror, is this anywhere near Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein… or just Hammer doing their own thing? ⚡ — ⚠️ Quick Warning Like any good Hammer Horror entry, The Evil of Frankenstein is packed with gothic atmosphere, macabre visuals, and a monster that won’t be to…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
Spirit Animal
Film Title: Spirit Animal (no trailer available—you just have to experience this fever dream for yourself) Dedication: This film goes out to my friend Maddie, who tragically passed away two days ago. You will be missed, friend. I hope you’re somewhere fun watching shark films. WARNING: This film is beyond bizarre, violently absurd, and extremely…
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