Green Lantern (2011) Review 💚🟢 Bright ideas… dim execution. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Back in 2011, Warner Bros. clearly wanted Green Lantern to become DC’s answer to Iron Man. Looking back at the trailers, I can actually see why. The Green Lantern mythology is one of the coolest concepts in…
Category: Never Again
Teen Beach Movie 2 (2015)
Teen Beach Movie 2 (2015) 🌊🎸🏄 🏄 “Back to the beach… but this wave isn’t quite as big.” 🌊🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After the events of the first film, Brady and McKenzie are back in the real world enjoying life together. However, their relationship begins…
Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 (2026)
Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 (2026) “Avatar’s Greatest Hits… But completely Out of Order” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview It’s honestly weird seeing Avatar suddenly become one of the biggest franchises again. For a long time it felt like the series had quietly gone away…
Spider-Man: The Sinister Six (1996)
Spider-Man: The Sinister Six (1996) Review 🕷️🕸️💀 My Spider-Sense Is Telling Me To Uninstall This Game Intro / Menu Segment Normally this is where I’d say: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Unfortunately, Spider-Man: The Sinister Six doesn’t really have a traditional trailer for me to show you. So instead, let’s talk…
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Retro Review
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Retro Throwback Review Quippy Title: Nostalgia Is One Hell Of A Drug Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Why am I doing a retro reveiw on this now? Because it’s been a years ans now were getting the 4th installment id around the corner this month on…
Batman & Robin (1998) Video Game
Batman & Robin (1998) Video Game Review 🦇❄️🌿 Somehow The Bat-Nipples Weren’t The Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? With the recent release of LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight, which I genuinely consider one of the best Batman games ever made, I thought it would be fun to continue…
Batman: Dark Tomorrow (2003)
Batman: Dark Tomorrow (2003) Review 🦇🌃💩 Batman Looks Like He Needs To Take A Shit And The Game Won’t Let Him Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Wait I swear I saw something, lolo. Before we get into this review, I thought now would be the perfect time to look back at…
Titans (2018–2023)
Titans (2018–2023) “The Show That Constantly Almost Became Great.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Insert trailers here. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Titans is one of the most frustrating DC shows I have ever watched because I don’t hate it. In fact, I think hating it would actually be easier. Hating something…
Teen Titans Go!
Teen Titans Go! (2013–Present) Teen Titans Plz Stop! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the unforgivable theme song. Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Teen Titans Go! is one of those shows where I understand what it is trying to be, and somehow that makes me more annoyed. This is not trying to…
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
We Can Be Heroes (2020) Review Nostalgia Can Be a Superpower, But Apparently Not Here Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Four forty four, the two people who saw this movie. Please stand up and raise your hands. When I first saw the trailer for We Can Be Heroes, I already knew…