Victorious (2010–2013) 💜🩷 “This school should not be allowed to exist… and I’m still watching it” — Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme song shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Victorious takes place at Hollywood Arts, and I’m just gonna say it right now… this is not a school. This is…
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Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004) 🏫🎒 Rule number 1: there are no rules. — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Try telling me this show isnt legendary. “If you’re looking for ways to navigate your school…” Yeah… instant nostalgia. This is one of those intros where you don’t skip it,…
Drake & Josh (2004)
Drake & Josh (2004) 💚💙 “Hug me, brotha… because this show was pure chaos and comfort at the same time.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? I never thought that it’d be so simple but… Yeah no, this intro is untouchable. This is one of those theme songs where the…
iCarly (2007)
iCarly (2007) 📹 “Spaghetti tacos, random chaos, and somehow… this was our childhood?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the basic premise is actually pretty simple. You have Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove), who lives with her older brother Spencer (Jerry Trainor), and after…
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) ❤️ “Why is there a giant blood-colored dog running around New York??” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is about a giant red dog. And I don’t mean “oh he’s a little bigger than normal.” No. I…
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 3 (2025)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 3 (2025) 🚀🛰 “THIS is how you carry a show into its prime… bold, weird, emotional, and still Star Trek.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Hey so uh do y’all wanna see one the weirdest Paramount ad ive ever seen? This is…
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 2 (2023)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 2 (2023) 🚀🛰 “Oh look… Star Trek remembered how to be Star Trek again.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 2 of Strange New Worlds continues following Captain Christopher Pike (Anson Mount) and the crew of the USS…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023) 🛰🚀 “It took three seasons… but hey, at least they tried to remember Star Trek at the end.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? We’ve finally made it to the end of the line with this series, finally we can move on with…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022) 🛰🚀 “This isn’t Star Trek… this is fanfic that somehow got a budget.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Season 2 brings back Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), and this time we’re dealing with: The Borg Queen Q…
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