Monster: The Lizzie Borden 🩸 (2026) Review Netflix Took an Axe to History and Gave It More Than 40 Whacks ⚠️ Content Warning Before we go any further, I want to give everyone a serious warning about the content in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story. This warning contains no plot spoilers. This series contains extremely…
Category: Murder Mysteries
Clue (1985)🕵♂️
Clue (1985)🕵♂️ Review Murder, Blackmail, and One Hell of a Dinner Party Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer for Clue is such a wonderful little time capsule of 1980s comedy marketing. It immediately sells the basic concept: six mysterious guests, one creepy mansion, several weapons, a dead body, and absolutely…
The Sheep Detectives (2026)
The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🐑🔍 “Officer Doofus And The Case Of The Sheep Who Did His Job” 🐑🔍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🐑 This movie follows George Hardy (Hugh Jackman), a shepherd who lives on his farm with his flock of sheep and reads them murder…
Lie To ME
Lie to Me (2009) A human lie detector Content Warning ⚠️ Before we get into this review, content warning for murder, abuse, kidnapping, terrorism, manipulation, psychological trauma, suicide themes, violent crimes, and disturbing investigations. Lie to Me may not be a gore-heavy crime show, but the topics it deals with can get very dark and…
Beyond Paradise – Season 3 (2025)
Beyond Paradise – Season 3 Review (2025) Quiet Towns, Loud Hearts, and the Best Detective Still Doing It Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? From the jump, the Season 3 trailers made it clear this wasn’t just another cozy-crime season. There was warmth, tension, heartbreak, and that familiar gentle humor that Beyond Paradise does…
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) — Review (“Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?”) How did I enjoy this film? Alright, let’s get this out of the way immediately. I liked this more than Glass Onion.But no — it still doesn’t top the first Knives Out. And honestly, once…
Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023)
Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023) Germs, Grief, and a Weird Goodbye Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎶 Theme Song Callback Yes, Randy Newman’s “It’s a Jungle Out There” makes its return. And honestly? That’s probably the most comforting part of the whole movie. — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
Monk TV Show (2002-2009)
🕵️ Monk (2002–2009) The Detective Who Could Solve Everything… Except His Own Life 🎶 Theme Song: “It’s a Jungle Out There”Before diving in, cue up Randy Newman’s jazzy, neurotic anthem. The theme sets the tone better than any trailer could: quirky, paranoid, and secretly heartfelt — just like Monk himself. — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…