Lie To ME

Lie to Me (2009) A human lie detector Content Warning ⚠️ Before we get into this review, content warning for murder, abuse, kidnapping, terrorism, manipulation, psychological trauma, suicide themes, violent crimes, and disturbing investigations. Lie to Me may not be a gore-heavy crime show, but the topics it deals with can get very dark and…

The Blacklist (2013–2023)

The Blacklist (2013–2023) The show where Raymond Reddington walks into the FBI and somehow becomes everyone’s boss Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Season 5: Season 6: Season 7: Season 8: Season 9: Season 10: ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains frequent depictions of violence,…

Forensic Files (1996–2011)

Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…

Beyond Paradise – Season 3 (2025)

Beyond Paradise – Season 3 Review (2025) Quiet Towns, Loud Hearts, and the Best Detective Still Doing It Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? From the jump, the Season 3 trailers made it clear this wasn’t just another cozy-crime season. There was warmth, tension, heartbreak, and that familiar gentle humor that Beyond Paradise does…

Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023)

Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023) Germs, Grief, and a Weird Goodbye Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎶 Theme Song Callback Yes, Randy Newman’s “It’s a Jungle Out There” makes its return. And honestly? That’s probably the most comforting part of the whole movie. — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…

Monk TV Show (2002-2009)

🕵️ Monk (2002–2009) The Detective Who Could Solve Everything… Except His Own Life 🎶 Theme Song: “It’s a Jungle Out There”Before diving in, cue up Randy Newman’s jazzy, neurotic anthem. The theme sets the tone better than any trailer could: quirky, paranoid, and secretly heartfelt — just like Monk himself. — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…

Murdoch Mysteries (2008-)

Murdoch Mysteries (2008– ) 🔍⚙️ Review ⚠️ Content Warning:Because this show takes place in late 19th/early 20th-century Toronto, there’s a heavy emphasis on period-accurate sexism, racism, and homophobia. You’ll see women dismissed, progressive voices silenced, and prejudice normalized. It’s true to the time — but as a modern viewer, it can get exhausting. After a…

🌴 Beyond Paradise: British Vibes, Caribbean Heart🏝️

🎬 Let’s Check Out the Trailers, Shall We? 🕵️‍♂️ What’s the Setup? We follow Detective Humphrey Goodman, who’s now moved back to England with his ex-girlfriend Martha Lloyd to try living normal lives. (Emphasis on try.) Except… he’s still a detective. He joins a tiny squad of characters: Meanwhile, Martha opens up a café with…

🌴 Death In Paradise

🎶let’s start by having y’all hear the theme song shall we? Why aren’t I showing yall the trailers? It’s because there’s too many seasons and I’ve only watched like the first 5 seasons out of 14, then there’s the fact my favorite detective leaves the show in season 5, luckily I know why and when…