Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025) Review Quippy Title: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 — Apparently the Scariest Thing at Freddy’s Is an Unhinged Robotics Teacher Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall Yes im late to this but better late then never, especially for Spooktober. Going into Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, I…
Category: Adaptation In Name Only
Monster: The Lizzie Borden (2026) 🩸
Monster: The Lizzie Borden 🩸 (2026) Review Netflix Took an Axe to History and Gave It More Than 40 Whacks ⚠️ Content Warning Before we go any further, I want to give everyone a serious warning about the content in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story. This warning contains no plot spoilers. This series contains extremely…
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸 Review Welcome to Raccoon City — Your Night Is About to Get a Whole Lot Worse Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ A Couple of Warnings Before We Start First, I should probably warn everyone that this movie is fucking gory. And I don’t just mean your…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
The Lorax (2012)
The Lorax (2012) “How bad can it be? …oh, it can be THIS bad.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops us into this bright, colorful, plastic-looking city where literally everything is fake. Fake trees, fake grass, fake vibes, fake everything. And…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
The Frankenstein Theory (2013)
The Frankenstein Theory (2013) “When your thesis project goes full Discovery Channel Gone Wrong.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📘 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Theory is a found-footage horror mockumentary that follows Professor Jonathan Venkenheim — yes, that’s his name — who believes Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein was…
Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
⚙️ Frankenstein’s Army (2013) “When mad science meets metal and misery.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🧩 Legacy & Influence: The “Overlord Connection” It’s hard not to draw a line between Frankenstein’s Army (2013) and Overlord (2018). Both are World War II horror hybrids that toss soldiers into underground…