Under Wraps 2 (2022) 💀 More mummies, more chaos… and somehow less of everything that mattered. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the second this trailer starts, you can already feel what kind of sequel this is. Not the kind that builds on anything, but the kind that just…
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Under Wraps (2021)
Under Wraps (2021) 💀 The remake that unwraps the same idea, adds more noise, and somehow loses some of the magic. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the first thing that hit me with this movie was the trailer, because the trailer already tells you this is going to be…
Under Wraps (1997)
Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008)
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008) 🏓🏀🎯🎾 Also here’s the iconic theme song to this gem of a show. Let the games begin, wait wrong IP. — Let’s start by showing y’all what this even is If you were watching Disney Channel in the early 2000s, this wasn’t just another show. This was an EVENT. Like you…
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….
Hoppers (2026)
Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
My Babysitter’s a Vampire – “Jockenstein” (2011)
⚡ My Babysitter’s a Vampire – “Jockenstein” (2011)“Because Every Teen Show Apparently Needs Its Own Frankenstein.” — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Ah yes — because no franchise, not even My Babysitter’s a Vampire, can resist jumping onto the Frankenstein bandwagon. This episode, “Jockenstein,” first aired in 2011, and it’s exactly what the title suggests: a…
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody – “Arwinstein” (2007)
🎃 The Suite Life of Zack & Cody – “Arwinstein” (2007)“It’s Alive! …And Apparently Works at the Tipton.” — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This Halloween special from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody aired back in 2007 and is one of the show’s most memorable episodes — a full-blown Frankenstein parody that somehow fits…
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