Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…
Category: Disney Originals
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Jungle Cruise (2021) 🚢🐒 Really digging the bottom of the barrel with this one — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in 2021 Disney once again looked around their theme parks and apparently said: “Well, Pirates of the Caribbean worked.” Then somebody probably looked over at Jungle Cruise and said:…
Bunk’d (2015–2024)
Bunk’d (2015–2024) 🏖☀️ “Summer camp vibes, Jessie leftovers, and yeah… a whole lot of changing identities over the years.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? You get all the summer camp needs and wants without having to go outside in real life. It’s catchy. Not legendary, not something I’m blasting…
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) “This Is The Way…” …to the theater? — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? The trailers made this look like Star Wars was finally returning to theaters with something big. Mando, Grogu, AT-ATs, Imperial remnants, space battles, practical effects, and the return of Star Wars to…
Under Wraps 2 (2022)
Under Wraps 2 (2022) 💀 More mummies, more chaos… and somehow less of everything that mattered. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the second this trailer starts, you can already feel what kind of sequel this is. Not the kind that builds on anything, but the kind that just…
Under Wraps (2021)
Under Wraps (2021) 💀 The remake that unwraps the same idea, adds more noise, and somehow loses some of the magic. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the first thing that hit me with this movie was the trailer, because the trailer already tells you this is going to be…
Under Wraps (1997)
Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008)
Disney Channel Games (2006–2008) 🏓🏀🎯🎾 Also here’s the iconic theme song to this gem of a show. Let the games begin, wait wrong IP. — Let’s start by showing y’all what this even is If you were watching Disney Channel in the early 2000s, this wasn’t just another show. This was an EVENT. Like you…
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
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