Home on the Range (2004)

Home on the Range (2004) Review 🚜🐖👨‍🌾👩‍🌾🧺 The Wild West Has Cows, Bounty Hunters, and Weaponized Yodeling… Sure, Why Not? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy yep here we go. Before we get into this absolute fever dream of a Disney movie, let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall…

The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut (2026)

The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut Review (2026) The Truth Is Out There… Along With a Disturbing Amount of Human Body Parts Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? And if anyone is wondering what Vrach Frankenshteyn translates into, its translates to  Dr. Frankenstein, so yes technically we…

Luca (2021)

Luca (2021) Review 🇮🇹🎣 A Beautiful Italian Summer Wrapped Around a Simple Pixar Story Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? The trailers for Luca immediately establish that this isn’t going to be one of Pixar’s enormous globe-trotting adventures. Instead, the movie sells itself on something much smaller and more intimate: spending one…

Camp Rock (2008)

Camp Rock (2008) 🎶🎸 🎸 “This isn’t just a summer camp… it’s where every kid suddenly becomes a rock star.” 🎤 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Camp Rock is one of those Disney Channel Original Movies that has become a time capsule of the late 2000s. Between…

Teen Beach Movie 2 (2015)

Teen Beach Movie 2 (2015) 🌊🎸🏄 🏄 “Back to the beach… but this wave isn’t quite as big.” 🌊🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After the events of the first film, Brady and McKenzie are back in the real world enjoying life together. However, their relationship begins…

Teen Beach Movie (2013)

Teen Beach Movie (2013) 🌊🎸🏄 🏄 “Surf’s up… but the waves aren’t quite big enough.” 🌊🎸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Its summer time! Get your bathing suit on and get to the pool, or beach ASAP! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Teen Beach Movie is Disney Channel’s attempt at paying tribute…

Radio Rebel (2012)

Radio Rebel (2012) Review 🎙📡 📻 Turn Up the Volume and Be Yourself 📻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Insert trailers here. Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Released in 2012, Radio Rebel follows Tara Adams, an incredibly shy high school student who struggles to even speak in class. However, behind closed doors she’s…

Lemonade Mouth (2011)

Lemonade Mouth (2011) Review 🍋 🍋 When Life Gives You Lemons…Start a Band 🍋 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Insert trailers here. Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Released in 2011, Lemonade Mouth follows five high school students from completely different backgrounds who are thrown together in detention. After an unexpected performance in the…