Masters of the Universe (2026) Review 💀🏰⚔️🛡 By the Power of Grayskull, This Was Better Than Expected! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s a question I genuinely had when this film was announced, who was asking for a Masters Of The Universe movie in 2026? I can’t imagine it was massive…
Category: Wizards
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Nanny McPhee (2005) The person you need is Nanny Mcphee — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal movie, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You already know the vibe—storybook visuals, slightly creepy nanny entrance, chaotic kids, and that weird tone where you’re like…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 3 (2026)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 3 (2026)⚡️ Ten years later, and it all comes back to the basement. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I get into anything else, yes, this was played in theaters. Me and my two friends, my friend’s mother, and my cousin all went…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 2 Review (2025)
⚡Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 2 (2025)⚡ “Holiday scheduling and plot stalling: the final boss duo.”And furthermore… is anything actually starting to matter? 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? First off, I’ll give Netflix credit for one thing this season: the trailer strategy has been weirdly clever. That first teaser…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 1 (2025)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 1 (2025)⚡️ “The final season starts… and somehow feels like it’s still setting the table.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I even get into the episodes, I’ve gotta give the marketing team their flowers for ONE smart move. That first official teaser trailer…
Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 2 (2022)
Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 Review 🔥🧇 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Stranger Things 4 | Volume 2 Trailer Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season…