Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025) Review Quippy Title: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 — Apparently the Scariest Thing at Freddy’s Is an Unhinged Robotics Teacher Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall Yes im late to this but better late then never, especially for Spooktober. Going into Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, I…
Category: Most Anticipated Movies Of 2025
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) — Review (“Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?”) How did I enjoy this film? Alright, let’s get this out of the way immediately. I liked this more than Glass Onion.But no — it still doesn’t top the first Knives Out. And honestly, once…
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
The Black Phone 2 (2025)
🎥 The Black Phone 2 “Dialing back into the nightmare… but this time, Gwen answers.” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This sequel is gnarly — not in the fun “surf’s up”…
The Conjuring Last Rites (2025)
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) 🪞 The case that broke the Warrens, scarred their family, and made Annabelle look like a Happy Meal toy. 🪞 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This is easily the bloodiest entry in the Conjuring franchise to date. Expect scenes of vomiting…
The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
The Naked Gun (2025)
🎬 The Naked Gun (2025) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎞️ — ☣️ ⚠️ TOXIC CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ This film is raunchy, crude, and unapologetically offensive in ways that may rub people the wrong way. From absurd innuendo to questionable background gags, The Naked Gun (2025) gleefully pushes boundaries—sometimes too far….