Caveat (2020) 🐰 A slow-burn nightmare with a bunny drum, a chain, and one corpse reveal that lives rent-free in my head ⚠️ Content Warning: This review talks about disturbing imagery, dead bodies, psychological horror, decay, trauma, murder, and some genuinely creepy nightmare fuel. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot…
Category: Independent Films
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
The Frankenstein Theory (2013)
The Frankenstein Theory (2013) “When your thesis project goes full Discovery Channel Gone Wrong.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📘 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Theory is a found-footage horror mockumentary that follows Professor Jonathan Venkenheim — yes, that’s his name — who believes Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein was…
Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
⚙️ Frankenstein’s Army (2013) “When mad science meets metal and misery.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🧩 Legacy & Influence: The “Overlord Connection” It’s hard not to draw a line between Frankenstein’s Army (2013) and Overlord (2018). Both are World War II horror hybrids that toss soldiers into underground…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung (2026) 🩸🌊 A blood-soaked endurance test that I’m glad I survived… once. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Iron Lung contains intense psychological horror, claustrophobic environments, disturbing imagery, themes of isolation and hopelessness, implied body horror, and sudden moments of shock that may be unsettling for some…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) 🎄 This is what happens when Christmas horror drops acid. — 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning: This movie is bonkers, delightfully unhinged, and has several moments of “what in the fresh holiday hell did I just watch?”Not…
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