Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
Sleepy Hallow
Sleepy Hallow: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes u saw that correctly, we’re reviewing the 1999 Sleepy Hallows that’s directed by Tim Burton……this story btw has the headless horsemen in it because that’s what the suspension is around….yes as in that iconic headless horseman…. BTW to give a none spoiler…
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory: Let’s start by showing you all the trailer for this remake, shall we? So I’m going to start by saying that this was the first film I saw that introduced me to the world of Willy Wonka. Yeah, I never watched the original Gene Wilder film….this film was my introduction…
Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking Glass (2016)
So i’m gonna be honest this film is going to be shorter because I hate this film, and I don’t see any reason to describe every stinking scene in the second act…….well let me rephrase that…..I don’t think there any good reason to describe and torture u guys with this film……anyways onto the review….. •…
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
so I should start off with saying, I never read the book….but I will say this….even though I never read the book, I know how inaccurate this film is…..its kinda hard to tell who the target audience is for this film….I mean this film is to dark for children to watch, the film is inaccurate…
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
A Fantastic Start… That Should’ve Stayed Standalone Let’s Start Off By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? 🎬 Before I get into the movie itself, I have to say something that’s bugged me ever since this came out. This should have been a standalone movie. Seriously. This film tells a complete story. Newt comes to…
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald
Oh boy this movie is horrible…. let me tell u why…its because this movie Rercons so many moments from the Harry Potter books and movies….idk how…I mean JK Rowling wrote the script for this movie…oh that explains it all…I believe that JK Rowling has lost her marbles in the last past 5 or so years…so…
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Let’s kick things off with a few clips: Oh joy this movie…where do I even start i hate this film on so many levels…ok let’s not poke around the bushes and let’s begin and ill tell u in the review why I hate this film..ok so the beginning of this film starts off with young…