Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…
Category: Failed Comedy
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 🖕 “Before we even START… yeah no… this is gonna get unhinged.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie is: extremely offensive deeply immature aggressively gross-out and at times just… what the actual hell am I watching We’re talking: uncomfortable humor crude jokes pushed WAY too far scenes that…
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Chairman of the Board (1998) 😵💫🏖☀️ “Work sucks… yeah, no kidding. This movie proves it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately… IMMEDIATELY… you can feel it. This isn’t just a bad movie. This is the kind of movie where the trailer feels like it’s trying to warn you, like:…
The Pest (1997)
The Pest (1997) “Hello, hello… yeah no, goodbye to my sanity.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you’re hit with that late 90s “EXTREME COMEDY” energy where the movie is screaming at you like: > “HEY! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH! LAUGH NOW!” And you’re just sitting there like……
The Boys – Season 5 (2026)
The Boys – Season 5 (2026) 🦸♂️ 🇺🇸 “This Is The Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny” 🥛💀 — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: Prime Video rates the season R18+ for high-impact blood, gore, and violence, plus flashing/strobing imagery. Coverage of the finished season…
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…
The Boys – Season 4 (2024)
The Boys – Season 4 (2024) 💥 When satire picks up a sledgehammer and forgets subtlety exists. 💥 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Alright, before we start, this season needs a serious warning. The Boys has always been violent, crude, and politically charged. That’s nothing new. If you’ve watched the first three seasons, you already…
Tom & Jerry (2021)
Tom & Jerry (2021) 😾🐁 “This is a Tom & Jerry movie that forgot it’s a Tom & Jerry movie” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically a hotel wedding movie. I wish I was joking. You’ve got this big royal wedding…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
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