Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…
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The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024)
What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024) 🧛♂️🦇 Hey look its freaking Matt Berry! Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the season 1 trailer so any new comers can get an idea what this show is like. ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains strong language, graphic violence, gore, blood,…
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Scary Movie 5 (2013) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it completely falls apart.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie 5 (2013) leans heavily into: – Gross-out humor–…
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it starts feeling like a formula.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, and over-the-top parody content. Scary Movie 4 (2006) includes: – Vulgar and suggestive humor– Occasional gross-out…
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Scary Movie 3 (2003) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where the franchise changes. Still funny… but you can feel it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extremely crude, vulgar, and outright disgusting humor. Scary Movie 3 (2003) leans into: – Gross-out gags…
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Scary Movie 2 (2001) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… they took everything from the first movie… and said let’s make it worse. In the best way possible.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout….
Scary Movie (2000)
Scary Movie (2000) 🎥📽🎞 “How’s it go? Wazzzuuupppp!” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? This is definitely not Friedberg and Seltzer. ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains heavy vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie (2000) is known for its no-filter, anything-goes…
Under Wraps (1997)
Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) 💀 “The one where the franchise just goes… you know what? Let’s make it funny.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing…
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