Spider-Noir (2026) 🕷️🍸 “This Ain’t Your Father’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. This Is Your Father’s Drunken Neighborhood Detective.” — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: this is NOT Saturday morning cartoon Spider-Man. This show contains murder, alcoholism, grief, body horror, human experimentation, political corruption, election manipulation,…
Category: Crime Thriller
The Sheep Detectives (2026)
The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🐑🔍 “Officer Doofus And The Case Of The Sheep Who Did His Job” 🐑🔍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🐑 This movie follows George Hardy (Hugh Jackman), a shepherd who lives on his farm with his flock of sheep and reads them murder…
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018)
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) 🦇🕯️🔪 Does this even qualify as a Batman movie? — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning / Viewer Warning ⚠️ Batman: Gotham by Gaslight may be animated, but this is absolutely NOT a kids Batman movie. The film is rated R mainly because of:…
James Gordon Jr.
James Gordon Jr. 🩸🧠🔪 This guy makes Joker look like a saint in comparison. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we even talk about James Gordon Jr., this character definitely needs a warning because he is not just “creepy Batman villain” creepy. He is disturbing in a much more uncomfortable way because his stories deal with…
Lie To ME
Lie to Me (2009) A human lie detector Content Warning ⚠️ Before we get into this review, content warning for murder, abuse, kidnapping, terrorism, manipulation, psychological trauma, suicide themes, violent crimes, and disturbing investigations. Lie to Me may not be a gore-heavy crime show, but the topics it deals with can get very dark and…
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) Review Gotham’s Greatest Love Story… And One Of Batman’s Saddest Posted by budnrip Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🦇 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Batman: Mask of the Phantasm follows Bruce Wayne / Batman, once again voiced by the legendary Kevin Conroy, as Gotham City is thrown…
The Blacklist (2013–2023)
The Blacklist (2013–2023) The show where Raymond Reddington walks into the FBI and somehow becomes everyone’s boss Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Season 5: Season 6: Season 7: Season 8: Season 9: Season 10: ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains frequent depictions of violence,…
Forensic Files (1996–2011)
Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Now You See Me 2 (2016) “Now You See Me… and now you kinda wish you didn’t.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A year after outsmarting the FBI, The Four Horsemen (with one replacement, Lula, since Henley’s just gone without explanation 🙃) resurface…
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