Hokum (2026) Review 🐰 A Depressed Writer, A Haunted Hotel, And Damian McCarthy’s Creepy Bunny Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses heavy subject matter, including suicide, accidental death involving a child, alcoholism, murder, pregnancy-related violence, disturbing corpses, grief, guilt, trauma, and supernatural horror imagery. I’ll…
Category: Halloween
Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021)
Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two (2021) Gotham’s mob era dies, the freak era begins, and Harvey Dent has the worst career change imaginable. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two picks up after the first movie and this is where everything starts…
Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021)
Batman: The Long Halloween Part One (2021) Batman vs. the mob, a holiday killer, and Gotham being Gotham because of course it is. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie follows Batman during his earlier years, where he’s still not fully the Batman everyone knows yet. He’s…
Caveat (2020)
Caveat (2020) 🐰 A slow-burn nightmare with a bunny drum, a chain, and one corpse reveal that lives rent-free in my head ⚠️ Content Warning: This review talks about disturbing imagery, dead bodies, psychological horror, decay, trauma, murder, and some genuinely creepy nightmare fuel. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot…
Forensic Files (1996–2011)
Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…
Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 (2026)
Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 (2026) 💜💙🩷 From cosmic horror… to a McDonalds ad! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also heres the extremely dumb McDonald’s ad. Also heres the music that’s used in the opening theme and end theme.It sounds similar to the main theme, but also not really at…
Swamp Thing (2019)
Swamp Thing (2019) 💚🩶 What are you all doing in my swamp!? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we start anything, I need to warn y’all right now: Swamp Thing is not your normal DC show. This is not a light superhero adventure. This is not something you casually throw on expecting fun capes, quippy dialogue,…
Under Wraps 2 (2022)
Under Wraps 2 (2022) 💀 More mummies, more chaos… and somehow less of everything that mattered. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the second this trailer starts, you can already feel what kind of sequel this is. Not the kind that builds on anything, but the kind that just…
Under Wraps (2021)
Under Wraps (2021) 💀 The remake that unwraps the same idea, adds more noise, and somehow loses some of the magic. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the first thing that hit me with this movie was the trailer, because the trailer already tells you this is going to be…
Under Wraps (1997)
Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…
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