Spider-Noir (2026) 🕷️🍸 “This Ain’t Your Father’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. This Is Your Father’s Drunken Neighborhood Detective.” — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: this is NOT Saturday morning cartoon Spider-Man. This show contains murder, alcoholism, grief, body horror, human experimentation, political corruption, election manipulation,…
Category: Detective Noir
The Sheep Detectives (2026)
The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🐑🔍 “Officer Doofus And The Case Of The Sheep Who Did His Job” 🐑🔍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🐑 This movie follows George Hardy (Hugh Jackman), a shepherd who lives on his farm with his flock of sheep and reads them murder…
LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight (2026)
LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight (2026) 🦇🌃🌧️ The night is dark just before the dawn, I promise you the dawn is coming, in fact here he comes now, it’s only been what? 9 years? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also here’s a cool lego vehicle video TT Games…
Batman Beyond (1999–2001)
Batman Beyond (1999–2001) 🦇 Batman got old, Gotham got neon, and Terry McGinnis somehow made “new Batman” actually work. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Man… Batman Beyond is one of those shows that sounds like it should not have worked. Like, if somebody pitched this today, people would immediately panic. “Bruce…
The Batman (2004–2008)
The Batman (2004–2008) 🦇 The Batman show where Joker looked like he escaped Hot Topic and became a cryptid. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Okay, so The Batman came out in 2004, and honestly, this show had one of the most unfair jobs imaginable. Because it came out after Batman: The…
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018)
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) 🦇🕯️🔪 Does this even qualify as a Batman movie? — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning / Viewer Warning ⚠️ Batman: Gotham by Gaslight may be animated, but this is absolutely NOT a kids Batman movie. The film is rated R mainly because of:…
Beware the Batman (2013)
Beware the Batman (2013) Review 🦇 The Batman Show That Tried Something Different… Maybe Too Different Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🦇 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Beware the Batman is one of those Batman shows that feels like DC looked at the character and said, “Okay, everyone knows Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman,…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 3 — KnightsEnd (1994)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 3 — KnightsEnd (1994) 🦇⚔️ Batman VS Batman Let’s start by showing y’all the cover shall we? This cover is honestly perfect for what this story is. You have Jean-Paul Valley in the monstrous armored Batman suit, all sharp edges, claws, giant shoulder spikes, and pure 90s rage energy, standing across from…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 2 — Knightquest (1993)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 2 — Knightquest (1993) 🦇 The Batman Gotham Doesn’t Want, But Desperately Needs Let’s start by showing y’all the cover shall we? This cover already tells you exactly what kind of nightmare we’re walking into. This is not Bruce Wayne’s Batman anymore. This is not the classic shadow in the alley. This…
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 1 — (1993)
Batman: Knightfall Vol. 1 — (1993) 🦇💀 The Night Bane Broke The BatmanLet’s start by showing y’all the covers shall we? (Lolo I had to make that pun come on) There are certain Batman stories that became so iconic that even people who have never touched a comic book somehow know the image. Batman standing…
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