We Bury the Dead (2026) Review 🩸🧟♂️ Quippy Title: Sometimes the Dead Don’t Come Back Hungry… Sometimes They Come Back Heartbroken Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Yes I know ugh another zombie movie, but hood on this one is different. We Bury the Dead is one of those zombie movies where…
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut (2026)
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut Review (2026) The Truth Is Out There… Along With a Disturbing Amount of Human Body Parts Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? And if anyone is wondering what Vrach Frankenshteyn translates into, its translates to Dr. Frankenstein, so yes technically we…
The Boys – Season 5 (2026)
The Boys – Season 5 (2026) 🦸♂️ 🇺🇸 “This Is The Ultimate Showdown, Of Ultimate Destiny” 🥛💀 — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: Prime Video rates the season R18+ for high-impact blood, gore, and violence, plus flashing/strobing imagery. Coverage of the finished season…
Forensic Files (1996–2011)
Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) 🐶 From Papi’s Love Poems to Delgado’s Trauma Dump — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel drops the Aztec warrior lore (probably too expensive) and swaps it for “puppies and family values.” Chloe and Papi are now parents…
Marley and Me (2008)
🐶 Marley & Me (2008) Review – Emotional Blackmail: The Movie Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? If you only watched the trailer, you’d think this was a fun rom-com with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson trying to raise a wild puppy. All slapstick. All “Marley chews the couch,…
The Call Of The Wild (2020)
The Call of the Wild (2020) When your co-star is an uncanny valley nightmare — 🎥 Opening Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is such a weird contradiction. On one hand, it’s visually stunning — sweeping shots of snowy landscapes, rivers, mountains, and a kind of…
A Dogs Purpose (2017)
A Dog’s Purpose (2017) 🐶 “A Movie or Just Emotional Blackmail?” — Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🐾 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie? 0/10. Not even pity points. It’s not a film—it’s a weaponized tear…
Isle of Dogs (2018)
Isle of Dogs (2018) 🐕 “When Wes Anderson makes a dog movie but forgets people actually love dogs.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer / Opening Hype When Isle of Dogs was first teased, it looked like a slam dunk: Wes Anderson doing stop-motion again, but this time about…