Category: Favorite Movies

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) Review Some revelations… should’ve stayed buried. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? After how surprisingly solid the first Silent Hill movie was, I actually had some hope for this sequel. The trailers promised the return of Pyramid Head, the Nurses, Heather Mason, and even more of Silent Hill…

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Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill (2006) Review One of the few video game movies that actually understood the assignment. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Back in 2006, video game movies didn’t exactly have the greatest reputation. Most of them either ignored the source material completely or only borrowed the name. So when Silent Hill…

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Resident Evil (2026) 🩸

Resident Evil (2026) 🩸 Review Welcome to Raccoon City — Your Night Is About to Get a Whole Lot Worse Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ A Couple of Warnings Before We Start First, I should probably warn everyone that this movie is fucking gory. And I don’t just mean your…

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Clue (1985)🕵‍♂️

Clue (1985)🕵‍♂️ Review Murder, Blackmail, and One Hell of a Dinner Party Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer for Clue is such a wonderful little time capsule of 1980s comedy marketing. It immediately sells the basic concept: six mysterious guests, one creepy mansion, several weapons, a dead body, and absolutely…

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Colony (2026)

Colony (2026) Review 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ One Mind, One Colony, and One Hell of a Zombie Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I heard that Yeon Sang-ho, the director of Train to Busan, was returning to the zombie genre, I was immediately interested. Train to Busan remains my favorite zombie movie, and…

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Home on the Range (2004)

Home on the Range (2004) Review 🚜🐖👨‍🌾👩‍🌾🧺 The Wild West Has Cows, Bounty Hunters, and Weaponized Yodeling… Sure, Why Not? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy yep here we go. Before we get into this absolute fever dream of a Disney movie, let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall…

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Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026)

Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026) Review Quippy Title The Man Who Broke the Bat Is Finally Terrifying Again Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall is rated R and contains strong bloody violence, graphic injuries, disturbing imagery, torture, murder, hostage situations, child…

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We Bury the Dead (2026)

We Bury the Dead (2026) Review 🩸🧟‍♂️ Quippy Title: Sometimes the Dead Don’t Come Back Hungry… Sometimes They Come Back Heartbroken Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Yes I know ugh another zombie movie, but hood on this one is different. We Bury the Dead is one of those zombie movies where…

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Luca (2021)

Luca (2021) Review 🇮🇹🎣 A Beautiful Italian Summer Wrapped Around a Simple Pixar Story Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? The trailers for Luca immediately establish that this isn’t going to be one of Pixar’s enormous globe-trotting adventures. Instead, the movie sells itself on something much smaller and more intimate: spending one…

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