The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Review Dream a Better Movie Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Oh, boy, yep, time to take a look back at this fever dream. Or as some consider it a classic, and with the new supergirl movie releasing today, what better time to take…
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Blue Beetle (2023)
Blue Beetle (2023) Review The Gyver? What You Doing Here? Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Yeah, yeah, I know the whole batman is a fascist joke really caused a lot of controversy, so what? Its a joke. Also, yeah, I know.I’ve been holding off on this review. I don’t know why….
Masters of the Universe (2026)
Masters of the Universe (2026) Review 💀🏰⚔️🛡 By the Power of Grayskull, This Was Better Than Expected! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s a question I genuinely had when this film was announced, who was asking for a Masters Of The Universe movie in 2026? I can’t imagine it was massive…
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
Super 8 (2011)
Super 8 (2011) 👽🛸📽🚅 The Closest Thing We’ll Ever Get To J.J. Abrams Directing E.T. Meets Stranger Things Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s q genuine question, does anyone find aliens as fascinating as i do? Back in 2011, the trailers for Super 8 were honestly some of the best marketing…
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 👽🛸 The Alien Movie That said we come in piece Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Looking back at the trailers for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, I think they’re fascinating because they sell the movie as this massive alien event while somehow still…
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Scary Movie 2 (2001) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… they took everything from the first movie… and said let’s make it worse. In the best way possible.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout….
Scary Movie (2000)
Scary Movie (2000) 🎥📽🎞 “How’s it go? Wazzzuuupppp!” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? This is definitely not Friedberg and Seltzer. ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains heavy vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie (2000) is known for its no-filter, anything-goes…
Surf Ninjas (1993)
Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…
Backrooms (2026)
Backrooms (2026) 🟨 “Reality Drew A Dog Wrong And Then It Ate A Furniture Store Owner” 🟨💀 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This movie is generally horrifying. There are distorted versions of people, body horror, blood, people getting dragged away, decapitated heads, psychological horror,…
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