Category: Disney Plus

Haunted Mansion (2023)

Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…

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The Haunted Mansion (2003)

The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…

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Jungle Cruise (2021)

Jungle Cruise (2021) 🚢🐒 Really digging the bottom of the barrel with this one — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in 2021 Disney once again looked around their theme parks and apparently said: “Well, Pirates of the Caribbean worked.” Then somebody probably looked over at Jungle Cruise and said:…

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What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024)

What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024) 🧛‍♂️🦇 Hey look its freaking Matt Berry! Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the season 1 trailer so any new comers can get an idea what this show is like. ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains strong language, graphic violence, gore, blood,…

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Maul: Shadow Lord (2026)

Maul: Shadow Lord (2026) The Galaxy Is Broken, Maul Is Broken, And so is his leg? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Not gonna lie, this was one my most anticipated shows of this year, lets see how it was. This show was released in a pretty smart way. Instead of dropping…

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Under Wraps 2 (2022)

Under Wraps 2 (2022) 💀 More mummies, more chaos… and somehow less of everything that mattered. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the second this trailer starts, you can already feel what kind of sequel this is. Not the kind that builds on anything, but the kind that just…

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Under Wraps (2021)

Under Wraps (2021) 💀 The remake that unwraps the same idea, adds more noise, and somehow loses some of the magic. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So the first thing that hit me with this movie was the trailer, because the trailer already tells you this is going to be…

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Under Wraps (1997)

Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…

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Disney Channel Games (2006–2008)

Disney Channel Games (2006–2008) 🏓🏀🎯🎾 Also here’s the iconic theme song to this gem of a show. Let the games begin, wait wrong IP. — Let’s start by showing y’all what this even is If you were watching Disney Channel in the early 2000s, this wasn’t just another show. This was an EVENT. Like you…

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