Hokum (2026) Review 🐰 A Depressed Writer, A Haunted Hotel, And Damian McCarthy’s Creepy Bunny Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses heavy subject matter, including suicide, accidental death involving a child, alcoholism, murder, pregnancy-related violence, disturbing corpses, grief, guilt, trauma, and supernatural horror imagery. I’ll…
Category: Drama Movies
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) Batman’s Biggest Failure Came Back Wearing A Helmet, Carrying Guns, And Making A Very Uncomfortable Point Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Before we even start, I gotta warn y’all right now—this movie is NOT your typical “safe” animated Batman movie. This thing…
Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)
Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971) 💀📜 “Yeah maybe let’s NOT bring the ancient cursed queen back through your daughter… just throwing that out there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today…
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gods of Egypt (2016) 💀 “What if Egyptian mythology… but everyone is a superhero and nobody is Egyptian.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops you into a version of ancient Egypt where the gods are basically giant, glowing, armor-wearing superhumans who…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Fishnets, lightning, and absolute chaos — and I loved every second of it. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧪 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal. Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) are the most aggressively normal couple ever created….
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) A skull cathedral, a Satan concert, and the most gloriously unhinged sequel imaginable Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ Before anything else, this needs to be said upfront: this movie is extremely bloody and gory. Not “standard zombie movie gore.” Not…
Red One (2024)
Red One (2024) “When Christmas Magic Meets… Absolutely Nothing New.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (And yes — this review is late. But honestly, this movie wasn’t exactly begging me to rush out a masterpiece critique.) Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point…
Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
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