Masters of the Universe (1987) 💀🗡🛡 “I have the power!” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? The reason reviewing this movie now is because just last night I went to go see the new Masters Of The Universe movie, how was that? We’ll my review will be up soon. So…
Category: Fever Dream
Camp Lazlo (2005)
Camp Lazlo (2005) 🏖☀️ “This show feels like someone had a dream… and then animated it without questioning anything.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Yeah this intro immediately tells you what kind of show you’re about to watch. It’s chill, it’s goofy, it’s vibey… and then the episode starts…
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Scary Movie 5 (2013) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it completely falls apart.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie 5 (2013) leans heavily into: – Gross-out humor–…
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it starts feeling like a formula.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, and over-the-top parody content. Scary Movie 4 (2006) includes: – Vulgar and suggestive humor– Occasional gross-out…
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Scary Movie 3 (2003) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where the franchise changes. Still funny… but you can feel it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extremely crude, vulgar, and outright disgusting humor. Scary Movie 3 (2003) leans into: – Gross-out gags…
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Scary Movie 2 (2001) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… they took everything from the first movie… and said let’s make it worse. In the best way possible.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout….
Scary Movie (2000)
Scary Movie (2000) 🎥📽🎞 “How’s it go? Wazzzuuupppp!” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? This is definitely not Friedberg and Seltzer. ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains heavy vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie (2000) is known for its no-filter, anything-goes…
The Starving Games (2013)
The Starving Games (2013) “This isn’t a parody… this is a crime against comedy.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, lazy parody, and nonstop low-effort comedy. The Starving Games leans heavily into gross-out humor, random…
Epic Movie (2007)
Epic Movie (2007) 🌪 “Parody movies were once great… and then this showed up and killed the genre.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses films that contain extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, and nonstop low-brow comedy. Epic Movie and Disaster Movie rely heavily on:…
Disaster Movie (2008)
Disaster Movie (2008) 🌪 Well the title definitely wqs correct, this is a disaster movie, emphasis on disaster. — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie contains: nonstop offensive humor relentless potty jokes parodies that feel more like name-dropping than jokes and scenes that exist purely to make you go: “…why?” If you’re expecting:…
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