Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)

Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…

Nanny McPhee (2005)

Nanny McPhee (2005) The person you need is Nanny Mcphee — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal movie, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You already know the vibe—storybook visuals, slightly creepy nanny entrance, chaotic kids, and that weird tone where you’re like…

Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)

Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) 💀 “The one where the franchise just goes… you know what? Let’s make it funny.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing…

The Mummy’s Curse (1944)

The Mummy’s Curse (1944) 💀📜 “Yeah… they gave up. I’m convinced they just gave up.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a…

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944)

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…

The Mummy’s Hand (1940)

The Mummy’s Hand (1940) 💀 “The one where it’s actually kinda fun… before everything slowly falls apart later.” Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all couldn’t tell by now ancient egypt, fascinates me. If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 🏺 Wait… why are we in the Himalayas now? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! The trailers make this look epic. New mythology. Bigger scale. Frozen mountains….

The Mummy Returns (2001)

The Mummy Returns (2001) 🏺 Bigger. Louder. And somehow… worse? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Okay so right off the bat the trailers promise bigger scale, bigger action, more monsters, more chaos. And that…

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

🧟‍♀️ Lisa Frankenstein (2024) “It’s Alive… and it’s Goth as Hell.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🧬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Lisa Frankenstein is one of those movies that reminds you just how endless the…