The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Review Dream a Better Movie Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Oh, boy, yep, time to take a look back at this fever dream. Or as some consider it a classic, and with the new supergirl movie releasing today, what better time to take…
Category: Classic Movies
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
Super 8 (2011)
Super 8 (2011) 👽🛸📽🚅 The Closest Thing We’ll Ever Get To J.J. Abrams Directing E.T. Meets Stranger Things Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s q genuine question, does anyone find aliens as fascinating as i do? Back in 2011, the trailers for Super 8 were honestly some of the best marketing…
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 👽🛸 The Alien Movie That said we come in piece Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Looking back at the trailers for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, I think they’re fascinating because they sell the movie as this massive alien event while somehow still…
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Masters of the Universe (1987) 💀🗡🛡 “I have the power!” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? The reason reviewing this movie now is because just last night I went to go see the new Masters Of The Universe movie, how was that? We’ll my review will be up soon. So…
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Scary Movie 5 (2013) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it completely falls apart.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie 5 (2013) leans heavily into: – Gross-out humor–…
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where it starts feeling like a formula.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, and over-the-top parody content. Scary Movie 4 (2006) includes: – Vulgar and suggestive humor– Occasional gross-out…
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Scary Movie 3 (2003) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where the franchise changes. Still funny… but you can feel it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extremely crude, vulgar, and outright disgusting humor. Scary Movie 3 (2003) leans into: – Gross-out gags…
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Scary Movie 2 (2001) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… they took everything from the first movie… and said let’s make it worse. In the best way possible.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout….
The Starving Games (2013)
The Starving Games (2013) “This isn’t a parody… this is a crime against comedy.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, lazy parody, and nonstop low-effort comedy. The Starving Games leans heavily into gross-out humor, random…
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