Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)

Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…

Nanny McPhee (2005)

Nanny McPhee (2005) The person you need is Nanny Mcphee — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal movie, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You already know the vibe—storybook visuals, slightly creepy nanny entrance, chaotic kids, and that weird tone where you’re like…

Under Wraps (1997)

Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…

Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964)

Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964) “You brought the mummy home… and now it brought the problem with it.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Alright so this is another Hammer mummy entry, and I’ll say this right now—this one actually feels like it has a better idea of what it wants…

The Mummy’s Shroud (1967)

The Mummy’s Shroud (1967) “Beware the beat of the cloth-wrapped feet… or don’t, because they’re taking their sweet time getting there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If anyone is a mummy fan? Y’all have came to the right place. Alright so… this is one of those classic Hammer mummy movies that’s…

Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971) 💀📜 “Yeah maybe let’s NOT bring the ancient cursed queen back through your daughter… just throwing that out there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today…

Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)

Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) 💀 “The one where the franchise just goes… you know what? Let’s make it funny.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing…

The Mummy’s Curse (1944)

The Mummy’s Curse (1944) 💀📜 “Yeah… they gave up. I’m convinced they just gave up.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a…

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944)

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…