Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Retro Throwback Review Quippy Title: Nostalgia Is One Hell Of A Drug Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Why am I doing a retro reveiw on this now? Because it’s been a years ans now were getting the 4th installment id around the corner this month on…
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Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….
Ready Player One (2018)
Ready Player One (2018) 🎮 “Remember this? Cool. Now remember 50 more things in the next 10 seconds.” 🎮🕶️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer is basically a warning disguised as hype. It’s just: 👉 “LOOK IT’S THIS!”👉 “LOOK IT’S THAT!”👉 “LOOK IT’S—OH MY GOD EVERYTHING” And you’re…
The Marvels (2023)
The Marvels (2023) Three heroes, one messy villain, and a post-credit scene that landed like a balloon losing air. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie follows Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan after their powers start getting weirdly entangled with each other. Every…
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026)
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026) 🧟♂️🧟♀️ A Walking Dead game that somehow works… and it’s not even a Walking Dead game — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Yes ive been looking forward to this ever since it’s been announced, and now its finally here, and what…
LEGO Star Wars: Pieces of the Past (2025)
LEGO Star Wars: Pieces of the Past (2025) “The Galaxy Rebuilt, Bricks and All” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? They teased absolute chaos — and that’s exactly what we got. Jedi Bob front and center, Sig still bumbling along, Grogu teaming up…
Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales (2021)
Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales (2021) 🎃🛠️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter 😏 — today we’re diving into Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales, a Halloween-themed anthology that gives us spooky stories from a galaxy far, far away… told in only the way Lego can: with…
Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation (2022)
LEGO Star Wars: Summer Vacation (2022) 🌴☀️🏖️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter — today we’re taking a look at this LEGO Star Wars special. Non-Spoiler Rundown 📝 We follow our main characters Finn, Poe, and Rey as they go on summer vacation. Finn’s whole goal? Spend…
The Flash
⚡ Review a.k.a. “Don’t Put Babies in Microwaves (Even if You’re Ezra Miller)” The Flash: before I get into the controversy around Ezra Miller, let me show yall the trailers 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Before we go any further—yeah, we have to talk about the Ezra Miller situation. The whole thing. The arrests. The accusations. The…