Masters of the Universe (2026) Review 💀🏰⚔️🛡 By the Power of Grayskull, This Was Better Than Expected! Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s a question I genuinely had when this film was announced, who was asking for a Masters Of The Universe movie in 2026? I can’t imagine it was massive…
Category: Most Anticipated Movies Of 2026
Scary Movie 6 (2026)
Scary Movie 6 (2026) 🍿 “WAZZZZZUP!” Twenty-five years, and apparently were still doing this. That’s how long it’s been since the Wayans brothers made a Scary Movie. Let that sink in for a second. The original Scary Movie came out in 2000. Scary Movie 2 came out in 2001. Then the Wayans brothers left the…
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) “This Is The Way…” …to the theater? — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? The trailers made this look like Star Wars was finally returning to theaters with something big. Mando, Grogu, AT-ATs, Imperial remnants, space battles, practical effects, and the return of Star Wars to…
Backrooms (2026)
Backrooms (2026) 🟨 “Reality Drew A Dog Wrong And Then It Ate A Furniture Store Owner” 🟨💀 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This movie is generally horrifying. There are distorted versions of people, body horror, blood, people getting dragged away, decapitated heads, psychological horror,…
The Sheep Detectives (2026)
The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🐑🔍 “Officer Doofus And The Case Of The Sheep Who Did His Job” 🐑🔍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🐑 This movie follows George Hardy (Hugh Jackman), a shepherd who lives on his farm with his flock of sheep and reads them murder…
Passenger (2026)
Passenger (2026) Review 🩸🚘 Im on the highway to hell! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So before I even begin this review I gotta say this. I was actually excited for this movie. Andre Øvredal directed this. The same guy who gave us The Autopsy of Jane Doe and The Last…
Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Mortal Kombat II (2026) 🐉🔥 A Flawed Victory! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is extremely violent and very much earns its R rating. There is graphic fantasy violence, people getting impaled, bodies getting mutilated, heads getting smashed, acid deaths, exposed rib cages, throat injuries, gore-heavy fatalities,…
Hokum (2026)
Hokum (2026) Review 🐰 A Depressed Writer, A Haunted Hotel, And Damian McCarthy’s Creepy Bunny Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses heavy subject matter, including suicide, accidental death involving a child, alcoholism, murder, pregnancy-related violence, disturbing corpses, grief, guilt, trauma, and supernatural horror imagery. I’ll…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026)
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) 💀🎥🎞 This ain’t your daddy’s or mummies Brendan Fraser Mummy movie — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This film contains extreme and graphic horror content that may be disturbing to viewers. Expect: A movie about a child being kidnapped and their parents having to move on for 8 years. Prolonged scenes…
Hoppers (2026)
Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
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