Hokum (2026) Review 🐰 A Depressed Writer, A Haunted Hotel, And Damian McCarthy’s Creepy Bunny Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ This review discusses heavy subject matter, including suicide, accidental death involving a child, alcoholism, murder, pregnancy-related violence, disturbing corpses, grief, guilt, trauma, and supernatural horror imagery. I’ll…
Category: Most Anticipated Movies Of 2026
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026)
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) 💀🎥🎞 This ain’t your daddy’s or mummies Brendan Fraser Mummy movie — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This film contains extreme and graphic horror content that may be disturbing to viewers. Expect: A movie about a child being kidnapped and their parents having to move on for 8 years. Prolonged scenes…
Hoppers (2026)
Hoppers (2026) 🦎🐸🦌🐺🐭🐰 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Content WarningWarning: This movie gets really, really bizarre. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailer for Hoppers, my honest reaction was basically, “Oh great… another Pixar movie.” Lately Pixar hasn’t exactly been knocking it out of the park for me. The last…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung (2026) 🩸🌊 A blood-soaked endurance test that I’m glad I survived… once. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Iron Lung contains intense psychological horror, claustrophobic environments, disturbing imagery, themes of isolation and hopelessness, implied body horror, and sudden moments of shock that may be unsettling for some…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) A skull cathedral, a Satan concert, and the most gloriously unhinged sequel imaginable Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ Before anything else, this needs to be said upfront: this movie is extremely bloody and gory. Not “standard zombie movie gore.” Not…
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