Return to Silent Hill (2026) Review A beautiful trip back to Silent Hill… that forgets why Silent Hill 2 became legendary. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I first saw the trailers for Return to Silent Hill, I was honestly excited. Christophe Gans was back in the director’s chair after making…
Category: Most Anticipated Movies Of 2026
Avengers Endgame Encore (2026) 💜💙❤️💚💛🧡
Avengers Endgame Encore (2026) 💜💙❤️💚💛🧡 Weekend at Endgame’s — Disney and the Russo Brothers Are Holding Up 2019 and Pretending It’s Still Alive Seven years. It has somehow been seven years since Avengers: Endgame originally came out in 2019, and Marvel Studios has now dragged it back into theaters under the title Avengers: Endgame Encore,…
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸
Resident Evil (2026) 🩸 Review Welcome to Raccoon City — Your Night Is About to Get a Whole Lot Worse Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ A Couple of Warnings Before We Start First, I should probably warn everyone that this movie is fucking gory. And I don’t just mean your…
Colony (2026)
Colony (2026) Review 🧟♂️🧟♀️ One Mind, One Colony, and One Hell of a Zombie Problem Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When I heard that Yeon Sang-ho, the director of Train to Busan, was returning to the zombie genre, I was immediately interested. Train to Busan remains my favorite zombie movie, and…
Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026)
Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall (2026) Review Quippy Title The Man Who Broke the Bat Is Finally Terrifying Again Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Content Warning ⚠️ Batman: Knightfall Part One – Knightfall is rated R and contains strong bloody violence, graphic injuries, disturbing imagery, torture, murder, hostage situations, child…
We Bury the Dead (2026)
We Bury the Dead (2026) Review 🩸🧟♂️ Quippy Title: Sometimes the Dead Don’t Come Back Hungry… Sometimes They Come Back Heartbroken Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Yes I know ugh another zombie movie, but hood on this one is different. We Bury the Dead is one of those zombie movies where…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut (2026)
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn Director’s Cut Review (2026) The Truth Is Out There… Along With a Disturbing Amount of Human Body Parts Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? And if anyone is wondering what Vrach Frankenshteyn translates into, its translates to Dr. Frankenstein, so yes technically we…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
🕸🕷 Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) “Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man… Just Had The Weirdest Week Of His Life.” — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? That’s right. It’s somehow been five years since Spider-Man: No Way Home. Seriously… where does time go? It honestly feels like that movie just came out…
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
Evil Dead Burn (2026) Review 🩸💀 “Family reunions are awkward… this one just happened to involve Deadites, lawnmowers, and one abusive ex-husband who seriously didn’t know when to stay dead.” Let’s Start By Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? No im sorry, Lee Cronin couldn’t return to the Evil Dead Franchise, he was to busy…
Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026)
Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026) Review 🪨💨🔥💧 Back to the Four Nations We Go Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? When Paramount first announced an Avatar movie focused on the original Team Avatar as adults, I was immediately interested. Then the marketing happened… or should I say barely happened. We got…