The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Fishnets, lightning, and absolute chaos — and I loved every second of it. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧪 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal. Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) are the most aggressively normal couple ever created….
Category: Horror Comedy
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
🎃 :The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Review 🎄 This Is Halloween, This Is Perfection — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In the creepy, kooky world of Halloween Town, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, rules over spooks, scares, and everything that goes bump in the night. But Jack…
Young Frankenstein (1974)
🧟♂️ Young Frankenstein (1974) “It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Thoughts I recently watched Young Frankenstein and wow — no wonder this has become so many people’s favorite Frankenstein movie. It’s not scary, not faithful to Mary Shelley’s text, and it doesn’t even pretend to be….
Frankenweenie (2012)
🐶⚡Frankenweenie (2012) Review “It’s Alive… Again!” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Frankenweenie Trailer — Disney’s 180° TurnaroundBack in 1984, Disney took one look at Tim Burton’s original Frankenweenie short film and said, “Nope, too dark, too weird, too creepy for kids.” They literally fired him over it. Fast-forward almost three…
ParaNorman (2012)
👻 ParaNorman (2012) Review “The Boy Who Saw Dead People” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Norman Babcock (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a boy with a strange gift: he can see and talk to ghosts. That sounds cool, but in his small town, it makes him…
Scooby-Doo Return To Zombie Island (2019)
Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island (2019) From Gothic Horror Masterpiece to Soulless, Corporate Slop — 🎬 Trailer Let’s start with showing you the trailer, shall we? Yeah if ur rubbed off the wrong way just by this trailer, then this film will do nothing for y’all. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is a betrayal….
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
🎃 Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Campy Chaos Done Right Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So, cards on the table — I’ve said before (and I stand by it) that Ernest Saves Christmas was the first and only Ernest movie I’d ever watched. That still counts…
Gremlins (1984)
👹 Gremlins (1984) Cute, Cuddly, and Pure Chaos — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Joe Dante’s Gremlins is one of those rare films that manages to be equal parts whimsical, funny, cozy, and absolutely horrifying. The story follows young Billy Peltzer, who receives an…
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