The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…
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The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)
The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
Prisoners of the Sun (2013)
Prisoners of the Sun (2013) 📜💀 “We have Indiana Jones and The Mummy at home… and yeah, this is what we got.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sallah is that you!? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that…
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gods of Egypt (2016) 💀 “What if Egyptian mythology… but everyone is a superhero and nobody is Egyptian.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops you into a version of ancient Egypt where the gods are basically giant, glowing, armor-wearing superhumans who…
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
The Mummy Resurrected (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a low-budget horror film. Expect violence, rough effects, questionable acting, and moments that feel less like horror and more like you accidentally clicked on the wrong movie at 2AM and just kept watching out of confusion. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Mummy Reborn (2019)
The Mummy Reborn (2019) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, some creepy imagery, low-budget effects, and a whole lot of decisions that will make you question everyone involved—both on screen and behind the camera. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because this movie is trying REALLY…
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) ❤️ “Why is there a giant blood-colored dog running around New York??” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is about a giant red dog. And I don’t mean “oh he’s a little bigger than normal.” No. I…
Tom & Jerry (2021)
Tom & Jerry (2021) 😾🐁 “This is a Tom & Jerry movie that forgot it’s a Tom & Jerry movie” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically a hotel wedding movie. I wish I was joking. You’ve got this big royal wedding…
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