Star Trek: Picard – Season 1 (2020) 🛰🚀 We’re going where no man and woman have gone before, and probably shouldn’t have — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Star Trek: Picard Season 1 follows Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), now retired from Starfleet, living on…
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Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…
Scroodged (1988)
🎄 Scrooged (1988) 🎄👻 “Bill Murray vs. Christmas Ghosts: sarcasm, chaos, and a whole lotta TV static.” 📺🎄👻 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleReleased in 1988 by Paramount Pictures, Scrooged is a modernized (for its time) reimagining of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Instead of Victorian…
Dear Santa (2024)
Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)
Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
Macgyver (1985-1992)
MacGyver (1985–1992) 🔧📺 “The Paperclip Is Mightier Than the Sword.” — 🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the theme song, shall we? MacGyver Theme Song — 🔧 How I Found MacGyver Funny enough, my first taste of MacGyver didn’t come from the show itself — it came from MythBusters. They dedicated an entire episode to…
The Deep House (2021)
🌊 The Deep House (2021) “Haunted Mansions Are Scary Enough… Try Breathing Through a Tank” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Non-Spoiler Overview I’ll be straight up: I am never watching this movie again. Not because it’s bad — but because I’ve got a phobia of deep water and dark spaces….
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