🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Category: Crime Thriller
See How They Run (2022)
🎭 See How They Run (2022) A whodunit that whodidn’t — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview London, 1950s. The West End theater scene is buzzing with The Mousetrap. Everything’s dramatic, champagne glasses clink, backstage egos clash—then boom, a murder happens. Adrien Brody’s sleazy director Leo…
Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
Only Murders In The Building Season 5 (2025)
Only Murders in the Building — Season 5 (2025) “Secrets, high rollers, and the Arconia’s fight for its soul.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the iconic theme song. — 🕵️♀️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A funeral, a finger, and a fountain. Season 5 opens with the death of beloved doorman…
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017)
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017) “What if Frankenstein, but make it… a detective drama?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Chronicles begins with a brilliant hook: a child’s corpse stitched together from several bodies, discovered on the banks of the Thames. Enter Inspector John…
The Invisible Man (1933)
🎬 The Invisible Man (1933) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Plot Overview Based on H.G. Wells’ novel, The Invisible Man follows Dr. Jack Griffin (Claude Rains), a chemist who makes himself…
Black Phone (2022)
☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…
Malum (2023)
Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….
Monster: Ed Gein (2025)
Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
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