The Starving Games (2013) “This isn’t a parody… this is a crime against comedy.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, lazy parody, and nonstop low-effort comedy. The Starving Games leans heavily into gross-out humor, random…
Category: Comedy
Epic Movie (2007)
Epic Movie (2007) 🌪 “Parody movies were once great… and then this showed up and killed the genre.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses films that contain extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, and nonstop low-brow comedy. Epic Movie and Disaster Movie rely heavily on:…
Disaster Movie (2008)
Disaster Movie (2008) 🌪 Well the title definitely wqs correct, this is a disaster movie, emphasis on disaster. — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie contains: nonstop offensive humor relentless potty jokes parodies that feel more like name-dropping than jokes and scenes that exist purely to make you go: “…why?” If you’re expecting:…
It’s Pat: The Movie (1994)
It’s Pat: The Movie (1994) Hell it was outdated when it aired. “Before we even START… yeah no… we need to talk.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This review discusses a movie that leans heavily into outdated, offensive, and uncomfortable humor centered around gender identity and identity ambiguity. The film itself may be…
Monkeybone (2001)
Monkeybone (2001) 🙊🙈🙉 Did I watch this? I don’t think I did. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you can tell something is… off. Like not just “weird movie” off. I mean: > “This feels like three different movies fighting each other for control.” — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Surf Ninjas (1993)
Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 🖕 “Before we even START… yeah no… this is gonna get unhinged.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie is: extremely offensive deeply immature aggressively gross-out and at times just… what the actual hell am I watching We’re talking: uncomfortable humor crude jokes pushed WAY too far scenes that…
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Chairman of the Board (1998) 😵💫🏖☀️ “Work sucks… yeah, no kidding. This movie proves it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately… IMMEDIATELY… you can feel it. This isn’t just a bad movie. This is the kind of movie where the trailer feels like it’s trying to warn you, like:…
The Pest (1997)
The Pest (1997) “Hello, hello… yeah no, goodbye to my sanity.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you’re hit with that late 90s “EXTREME COMEDY” energy where the movie is screaming at you like: > “HEY! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH! LAUGH NOW!” And you’re just sitting there like……
Spider-Noir (2026)
Spider-Noir (2026) 🕷️🍸 “This Ain’t Your Father’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. This Is Your Father’s Drunken Neighborhood Detective.” — 🎬 Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Content warning: this is NOT Saturday morning cartoon Spider-Man. This show contains murder, alcoholism, grief, body horror, human experimentation, political corruption, election manipulation,…
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