Monkeybone (2001) 🙊🙈🙉 Did I watch this? I don’t think I did. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you can tell something is… off. Like not just “weird movie” off. I mean: > “This feels like three different movies fighting each other for control.” — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Category: Classic Movies
Surf Ninjas (1993)
Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…
The Pest (1997)
The Pest (1997) “Hello, hello… yeah no, goodbye to my sanity.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you’re hit with that late 90s “EXTREME COMEDY” energy where the movie is screaming at you like: > “HEY! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH! LAUGH NOW!” And you’re just sitting there like……
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl (1984) 🦸♂️ “Superman left Earth for five minutes and everything immediately went wrong.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Why am I reviewing this now? Because in exactly one month were getting James Gunn’s Supergirl, I am super excited. Man… this movie is weird. Not bad weird in the way modern…
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) “Same nanny… bigger chaos… and one twist that made me question reality for a second” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You can tell immediately this movie is trying to be…
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Nanny McPhee (2005) The person you need is Nanny Mcphee — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal movie, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! You already know the vibe—storybook visuals, slightly creepy nanny entrance, chaotic kids, and that weird tone where you’re like…
Under Wraps (1997)
Under Wraps (1997) 💀 “When a mummy has more personality wrapped in bandages than most modern characters combined.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? So right away, the trailer tells you everything you need to know about this movie without trying to trick you. It’s not pretending to be scary,…
Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964)
Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964) “You brought the mummy home… and now it brought the problem with it.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Alright so this is another Hammer mummy entry, and I’ll say this right now—this one actually feels like it has a better idea of what it wants…
The Mummy’s Shroud (1967)
The Mummy’s Shroud (1967) “Beware the beat of the cloth-wrapped feet… or don’t, because they’re taking their sweet time getting there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If anyone is a mummy fan? Y’all have came to the right place. Alright so… this is one of those classic Hammer mummy movies that’s…
Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)
Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971) 💀📜 “Yeah maybe let’s NOT bring the ancient cursed queen back through your daughter… just throwing that out there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today…
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