The Mummy’s Hand (1940) 💀 “The one where it’s actually kinda fun… before everything slowly falls apart later.” Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all couldn’t tell by now ancient egypt, fascinates me. If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
Category: Classic Movies
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
The Prince of Egypt (1998) 💀 “Yeah… this one actually cooked.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today by Lee Cronin, so I thought it’d be a perfect time to…
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
The Lorax (2012)
The Lorax (2012) “How bad can it be? …oh, it can be THIS bad.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops us into this bright, colorful, plastic-looking city where literally everything is fake. Fake trees, fake grass, fake vibes, fake everything. And…
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
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