Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) 💀 “The one where the franchise just goes… you know what? Let’s make it funny.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing…
Category: Classic Movies
The Mummy’s Curse (1944)
The Mummy’s Curse (1944) 💀📜 “Yeah… they gave up. I’m convinced they just gave up.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a…
The Mummy’s Ghost (1944)
The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…
The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)
The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
The Mummy’s Hand (1940) 💀 “The one where it’s actually kinda fun… before everything slowly falls apart later.” Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all couldn’t tell by now ancient egypt, fascinates me. If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
The Prince of Egypt (1998) 💀 “Yeah… this one actually cooked.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released today by Lee Cronin, so I thought it’d be a perfect time to…
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films
The Mummy (1959) – Hammer Films 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a classic horror film. Expect old-school suspense, some violence, atmospheric horror, and a slower pace compared to modern films—but in a way that actually builds tension instead of dragging. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Or in this case……
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
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