🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
Category: Artsy Horror Movies
Curtains 1983
🎭 Curtains (1983) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer (1983) — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film includes themes of gaslighting, mental health institutionalization, and violence against women. It also features a disturbing killer reveal that might be uncomfortable for some viewers. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A renowned…
Manos The Hands Of Fate
🖐️ Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 🤚 aka “Hands: The Hands of Fate”… because one ‘hand’ just wasn’t enough, apparently. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward…
Heretic
Heretic: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sorry, it took me this long to get to this review. The main reason I wanted to go see this film was because of Hugh Grant, he’s a phenomenal actor. So what is the plot y’all are wondering? Well these 2 Christian girls named Sister…
The Monkey
The Monkey: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes that’s right folks, today we’re here to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, also I need y’all to understand something before u go see this film. This isn’t a horror movie, as some y’all might think it is. It definitely has a creepy…
Nosferatu 2024
Nosferatu 2024: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, folks, a remake of a film from 1922, which was itself a ripoff of *Bram Stoker’s Dracula*, has been released on Christmas Day 2024—on a Wednesday no less. I still can’t quite wrap my head around the decision to release it then. For…
Nope
Nope: Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! So I firstly wanna start off by saying I’m sorry I’m late to this review, plus the other 2 Jorden Peele movies. But especially this film….I’m 2 years late on…
Get Out
Get Out: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I wanna quickly mention that after seeing the 3 Jordon Peele horror movies I gotta say I absolutely see him becoming the next big horror movie director…..ok well maybe I wouldn’t…
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