Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Scary Movie 3 (2003) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… this is where the franchise changes. Still funny… but you can feel it.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extremely crude, vulgar, and outright disgusting humor. Scary Movie 3 (2003) leans into: – Gross-out gags…

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Scary Movie 2 (2001) 📽🎥🎞 “Yeah… they took everything from the first movie… and said let’s make it worse. In the best way possible.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout….

Scary Movie (2000)

Scary Movie (2000) 🎥📽🎞 “How’s it go? Wazzzuuupppp!” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? This is definitely not Friedberg and Seltzer. ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains heavy vulgar humor, crude jokes, sexual content, and strong language throughout. Scary Movie (2000) is known for its no-filter, anything-goes…

Vampires Suck (2010)

Vampires Suck (2010) “Yeah… Twilight didn’t deserve this. And that’s saying something.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains crude humor, sexual jokes, awkward parody, and low-effort comedy throughout. Vampires Suck (2010) leans heavily into uncomfortable gags, exaggerated character behavior, and…

The Starving Games (2013)

The Starving Games (2013) “This isn’t a parody… this is a crime against comedy.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses a film that contains extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, lazy parody, and nonstop low-effort comedy. The Starving Games leans heavily into gross-out humor, random…

Epic Movie (2007)

Epic Movie (2007) 🌪 “Parody movies were once great… and then this showed up and killed the genre.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses films that contain extreme vulgar humor, crude jokes, and nonstop low-brow comedy. Epic Movie and Disaster Movie rely heavily on:…

Disaster Movie (2008)

Disaster Movie (2008) 🌪 Well the title definitely wqs correct, this is a disaster movie, emphasis on disaster. — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This movie contains: nonstop offensive humor relentless potty jokes parodies that feel more like name-dropping than jokes and scenes that exist purely to make you go: “…why?” If you’re expecting:…

It’s Pat: The Movie (1994)

It’s Pat: The Movie (1994) Hell it was outdated when it aired. “Before we even START… yeah no… we need to talk.” — ⚠️ MAJOR WARNING / DISCLAIMER ⚠️ This review discusses a movie that leans heavily into outdated, offensive, and uncomfortable humor centered around gender identity and identity ambiguity. The film itself may be…

Monkeybone (2001)

Monkeybone (2001) 🙊🙈🙉 Did I watch this? I don’t think I did. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And right away you can tell something is… off. Like not just “weird movie” off. I mean: > “This feels like three different movies fighting each other for control.” — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot…

Surf Ninjas (1993)

Surf Ninjas (1993) ☀️🏖 “Surf ninjas… yeah, don’t ask questions—you’ll never get answers.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And immediately you get hit with that early 90s energy where the movie is like: > “What if… ninjas… but also surfing… and also a kids movie… and also kinda dark??” And…