Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020) 🔥 Get over here! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 If y’all wondering why im reviewing this now? Its because tomorrow the new MK 2 movie finally releases so im doing a retro reveiw on this movie. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This film contains intense…

Caveat (2020)

Caveat (2020) 🐰 A slow-burn nightmare with a bunny drum, a chain, and one corpse reveal that lives rent-free in my head ⚠️ Content Warning: This review talks about disturbing imagery, dead bodies, psychological horror, decay, trauma, murder, and some genuinely creepy nightmare fuel. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot…

Forensic Files (1996–2011)

Forensic Files (1996–2011) 🔍 The show where one carpet fiber can ruin your whole criminal career Let’s start by showing y’all the iconic theme song shall we? 🎶 And if that theme song doesn’t get you excited, then idk what will. That’s what makes Forensic Files so iconic. It doesn’t scream at you. It doesn’t…

Victorious (2010–2013)

Victorious (2010–2013) 💜🩷 “This school should not be allowed to exist… and I’m still watching it” — Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme song shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Victorious takes place at Hollywood Arts, and I’m just gonna say it right now… this is not a school. This is…

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (2004) 🏫🎒 Rule number 1: there are no rules. — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Try telling me this show isnt legendary. “If you’re looking for ways to navigate your school…” Yeah… instant nostalgia. This is one of those intros where you don’t skip it,…

Drake & Josh (2004)

Drake & Josh (2004) 💚💙 “Hug me, brotha… because this show was pure chaos and comfort at the same time.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? I never thought that it’d be so simple but… Yeah no, this intro is untouchable. This is one of those theme songs where the…

iCarly (2007)

iCarly (2007) 📹 “Spaghetti tacos, random chaos, and somehow… this was our childhood?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the basic premise is actually pretty simple. You have Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove), who lives with her older brother Spencer (Jerry Trainor), and after…

Arrow (2012–2020)

Arrow (2012–2020) From grounded vigilante greatness… to “who let magic into this show?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Going back to those Season 1 trailers, you can immediately see what Arrow was trying to sell you. A dark, grounded, revenge-driven story. Oliver in the hood, bow drawn, talking about…

Supergirl TV Show Review (2015–2021)

Supergirl TV Show Review (2015–2021) 🦸‍♀️ Finally, a CW DC show that actually remembered superheroes can be hopeful 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So today we’re talking about Supergirl, which originally started on CBS in 2015 before moving over to The CW from Season 2 onward,…

Batwoman Season 2 (2021)

Batwoman Season 2 (2021) 🦇 New Batwoman, same Gotham-shaped headache 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So today we’re moving on to Batwoman Season 2, which aired in 2021, and good lord, this season is somehow both a reboot and a continuation at the same time. That…