Ok gonna start off with saying this is gonna be a short review because I barley remember this film and I seen this recently..that should tell u something……and this is by far the worst out of the Blade films…..basically plot is Blade teams up with 2 new people….1 of which is played by Ryan Reynolds and those 2 new characters are comic reliefs….or the director thought they were but there not funny…oh side note time to talk about this director….he apparently was so bad and bad at writing a script….that Wesley Snipes refused to do filming…so he threw a tantrum……he’s in this film but he barley talks in this film and that has to do with him not wanting to work with or talk to his co-workers…..yeah he hated the script and the director…..do u know what…..im not surprised…..this film is shite…..oh also Whistler is in this film for only 20 min…..then he gets killed off ……what?….also they did it lazily…..he dies like he did in the first film….he gets attacked by goons in the secret hero place….he gets shot in his bad leg…..then he gets killed…..again all that stuff happened in Blade 1……he got shot in his bad leg and died in the secret hero base….sigh……congrats…..all u did was redo something…that was done way better in Blade 1…….so anyways I also want to point out nothing Ryan Reynolds character and the other character who is a female…..yeah nothing they say is funny….the actors try making the characters comic reliefs….but nothing they say is funny….its like jar jar bink….he’s quote on quote comic relief…..but nothing he did was funny….ughhhh….so besides bad script and bad director….and Ryan Reynolds….oh and Wesley Snipes not talking alot in this film…..what else does this film have?….well there is a scene where Ryan Reynolds character bumps into a vampire dog……
…..yeah u heard that right…..a vampire dog……guys I wish I was joking…..I seriously do….nothing about this is clever…..or necessarily…..oh and this dog lower jaw opens up like the advance vampires in Blade 2…..wait wait…hold up film….care to explain?….because the vampires said this dog is a vampire dog….they didn’t says they injected a dog with those advanced vampires DNA……2 theories…..1. The director totally forgot to watch Blade 2……..or 2. He totally forgot about the second film……that or he’s just a nimrod……im balancing towards he’s a moron…..im gonna take this time to talk about the villain….the villain is Satan……but they call him Drake…..yeah Drake the devil….oh so menacing…..sigh….also he was miscast…oh there is a cool scene where Blade and his group find a vampire room where there’s hyman bodies in big sized plastic body like bags….and being drained of there blood….see thats interesting….so what happens u may be wondering?….nothing they just leave this sight and never bring back up again or tell the cops about this….
…….seriously what was the point of this scene….its just filler…it goes nowhere….it doesn’t advance the story at all……ughhh…..ugh ok im done im just done this film is bad…..oh and film ends with Blade dying….after he kills the bad guy…..lovely….but he ain’t dead….because we get a voice over by Ryan Reynolds telling us and visually showing us he is alive and still out there ready to hunt down more vamps……great….also there is an alternative ending where Blade wakes up in a morgue and he kills the people in that room…..hinting at he might have become the literal evil he swore to kill…..great so basically both endings are a huge pile of shite…..thanks alot movie……ugh….the end…horrible horrible film….I don’t recommend this film……1/10…..stay away from this like its the plague…..
