Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 (2026)

Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 (2026) 💜💙🩷 From cosmic horror… to a McDonalds ad! Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Also heres the extremely dumb McDonald’s ad. Also heres the music that’s used in the opening theme and end theme.It sounds similar to the main theme, but also not really at…

The Boys – Season 3 (2022)

The Boys – Season 3 (2022) 🦅 America’s favorite psychopath finally gets competition. 🦅 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ Before we even start, this season needs a warning. This show is already known for being violent, but Season 3 really cranks the dial up. Expect extreme gore, exploding bodies, graphic violence, disturbing sexual content, and…

Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964)

Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964) “You brought the mummy home… and now it brought the problem with it.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Alright so this is another Hammer mummy entry, and I’ll say this right now—this one actually feels like it has a better idea of what it wants…

The Mummy’s Shroud (1967)

The Mummy’s Shroud (1967) “Beware the beat of the cloth-wrapped feet… or don’t, because they’re taking their sweet time getting there.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? If anyone is a mummy fan? Y’all have came to the right place. Alright so… this is one of those classic Hammer mummy movies that’s…

The Mummy’s Curse (1944)

The Mummy’s Curse (1944) 💀📜 “Yeah… they gave up. I’m convinced they just gave up.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a…

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944)

The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)

The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…

Prisoners of the Sun (2013)

Prisoners of the Sun (2013) 📜💀 “We have Indiana Jones and The Mummy at home… and yeah, this is what we got.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sallah is that you!? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that…

Gods of Egypt (2016)

Gods of Egypt (2016) 💀 “What if Egyptian mythology… but everyone is a superhero and nobody is Egyptian.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops you into a version of ancient Egypt where the gods are basically giant, glowing, armor-wearing superhumans who…

Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)

Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…