The Mummy’s Ghost (1944) 📜 “Oh… we’re not even trying to hide the repetition anymore.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting…
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The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)
The Mummy’s Tomb (1942) 📜 “The one where you start realizing… oh no, we’re already repeating ourselves.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film. Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re…
Prisoners of the Sun (2013)
Prisoners of the Sun (2013) 📜💀 “We have Indiana Jones and The Mummy at home… and yeah, this is what we got.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sallah is that you!? If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that…
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gods of Egypt (2016) 💀 “What if Egyptian mythology… but everyone is a superhero and nobody is Egyptian.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops you into a version of ancient Egypt where the gods are basically giant, glowing, armor-wearing superhumans who…
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999)
Tale of the Mummy (1998/1999) 📜 “This movie thinks it’s deep… and I’m sitting here trying to figure out what it’s even saying.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — If y’all are wondering why i’m reviewing these now, it’s because we’re getting a new mummy film that just released…
Deadfall Adventures (2013)
Deadfall Adventures (2013) 📜💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And ohhh my god… the second that trailer starts, you already know EXACTLY what kind of game this is. This is not subtle. This is not grounded. This is not trying to be realistic in any way, shape, or form. This is:…
Day of the Mummy (2014)
Day of the Mummy (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror/action film. Expect violence, gunfights, some creepy imagery, and a mix of tones that don’t always agree with each other. Also expect decisions that will make you pause and go, “wait… why would you do that?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the…
The Pyramid (2014)
The Pyramid (2014) 💀 ⚠️ Content Warning This is a horror film. Expect discussion of violence, disturbing imagery, claustrophobic environments, and some truly baffling decisions that will make you question how these people made it this far in life. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Because apparently everyone and every studio…
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
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